I've decided to just do it like this:
Code:
<?php
if($HTTP_GET_VARS['bio'] == 'cow')
{
$name = "Brian";
$age = "old";
$message = "j00 r3@11y 1i/<3 h@10 2 @10+ @Nd +h@+ \/\/i11 b3 @ $\/\/33+ g@M3. h0\/\/3v3r, i h@v3 gM@i1. ";
}
elseif($HTTP_GET_VARS['bio'] == 'phil')
{
$name = "Phil";
$age = "35";
$quote = "What?";
}
elseif($HTTP_GET_VARS['bio'] == 'tom')
{
$name = "Tom";
$age = "14";
$quote = "I like PHP";
}
?>
<html>
<body>
Hi <?php echo "$name" ?>...<?php echo "$message" ?>
</body>
</html>
How can I define a message for a user not in the list of users? i.e. a random non-registered visitor not known/recognized by me? Kinda like a catchall?