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How to make it really horrible-
- blue text on black background
- Awful music that you can't turn off
- See how many different fonts and styles you can get in
- Have some text that isn't a link but make it look like a link (blue underlined works well)
- Have some links that don't look like links.
- Add some frames
- Make some text so small its difficult to read
- Have an under construction animated sign
- Get some awful clip art on there
- Make the site too wide for most users
- have some text centre aligned for no reason
- have pop ups
- More ads
- Take control of the users browser, alter the cursor make browser windows certain sizes
- Open your header in photohop and save it as a jpg, repeat this many times or save it low quality.
- Add some huge images (in size kb not scale) and then stretch them.
- Add some helpful info like best viewed on 1024x768 on a dell pentium 3 sat 3 metres from screen.
- Have a splash screen that takes ages to load, that says nothing
- Add some gratutious flash
- Some broken images
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