I'm sorry, I couldn't let this one languish in the archives. This was originally posted by Shalinara on 17 Jan 2003.
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Originally Posted by Shalinara
Marketing/Advertising (WARNING: This is a joke)
My mother-in-law regularly sends me all kids of email whoopsidaisies that immediately gets tossed in the bin. Most of them I've seen before, but she thinks they're all new and haven't made the rounds yet. This one, I just had to share.
People have asked for an explanation of Marketing.
Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up:
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say,
"I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.
One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says,
"She's fantastic in bed." That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
bed." That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten
your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I,"
and reach up to straighten his tie burying your breast lightly against
his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public
Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home
with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the
roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your
lungs,
"I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Spam
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You may now shoot me for dredging this from the archives.
