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A black man walks into a cafe early one morning and notices he's the only one there.

As he sat down he noticed a white man sat behind him. The white man said coloured people aren't allowed in here.

The black man replied...

"when i was born i was black,
When i grew up i was black,
When i'm sick i'm black,
When i go in the sun i'm black,
When i'm cold i'm black,
And when i die i'm black,

But you sir...

When you were born you were pink,
When you're sick you're green,
When you go in the sun you'r red,
When you're cold you turn blue,
And when you die you turn purple.

And yet you have to nerve to call me coloured!"

The black man turned back around and the white man walked away.