lmao! Well put - it's exactly that!
I guess you won't be surprised to learn that I also love FrontPage.
Any program that lets me work in "design view" is the one for me. Learning extensive coding is not something I have ever had the time, need or desire to do. So, I use the little wimpy programs and hope that nobody notices.
I highly recommend the wimpy programs - they're fast, easy and cheap. (Not unlike Paris Hilton?)