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Originally Posted by StrongInTheArm
Dear friend Madman, I mean Madam KJ, the all pervading, prescient one, she of boundless knowledge and fathomless skills, she from whom you must avert your gaze for fear of being stuck down by her womanly virtues, adviser to the stars, counselor of royalty, loved and cherished by the poor masses of the v7 Network, holder of the sacred orb of knowledge and the expanding waist line of fecundity, I great you and bid you a peaceful weekend.
Your labours this week were immense, recharge your psychotic, I mean psychic energy. Rest peacefully and let your mind wander the eight dimensions it must surely encompass. Think not of your masses for we will wait patiently for your return.
And especially keep out of my bedroom, there's gonna be some bumping and grinding going on and I don't want you looking over my shoulder from whatever dimension your in.  |
ROFL - If you took half the energy that you must have taken to write this synopsis and used that on FOREPLAY, you certainly would have a better chance of the Madame believing all that bragging about bumping and grinding.
