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Originally Posted by chicgeek
I'm in need of a new fortune, Ms. KJ.
Toenails: clean, unpainted.
Current cat: Sumi, stupid black gorgeous fluff.
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Your cat is Star Jones?!
Anyway to the fortune.
chicgeek, this weekend will be memorable if you allow it to be. It's interesting you mentioned your toenails and the lack of color - this weekend, you will meet a man in a restaurant who will be sucking on those colorless toes for pleasure. You will get them painted...for desert.
Avoid wearing high heels on Tuesday. If you ignore my advice, you heel will get stuck in a crack at the top of 4 floors of marble stairs. Need I say more?
Wash your sheets.