I have to say Watley.
Funnier than Ewomack on steroids,
with more foresight than Madam KJ plugged into Hubble,
more thought provoking than the mighty John Scott,
probably cuter than Suzjor in a cuddly bunny suit,
more terrifying than Cricket's love of hedgehogs,
no doubt sexier than Chicgeek and Tanya put together,
more of the ladies man than G10 and Brian,
scarier than Ferre's atmospheric avatar,
more down to earth than an agoraphobic mole,
and for having the strangest of neighbours.
No doubt he has a sense of humour too.