[Rankenstein]

I was just thinking at lunchtime, suppose it comes down to Clinton vs. Giuliani? How would they deal with the 'family values' issue - Giuliani parades his infidelities all over New York and Hilary's family unit can scarcely be called a model nuclear family. Would they just have to have to whistle and stare at their feet every time it's mentioned, before awkwardly shuffling away (two steps at a time, sideways, behind a small potted plant)?

They'd have to have some kind of an an agreement not to 'cross the line', surely? (The same way UK newspaper owners have agreed never to dish the dirt on each other.)