Originally Posted by Steven_D
Thanks man.
"OMFG im a legend, everyone loves me, i cant believe it, i have 100 views on my blog today, omg i must be like a super editor, maby i should work for vogue, omg, i better get another blog up so they come back, quick what should i write about, omg how to keep snails of your garden, excellent, now it doesnt have to be long or smart or helpful because im famous"
Auctual breakdown of the 100 page views
21 Spider bots or web scrapers looking for content
7 people ended up there while looking for porn
50 people came, looked at the first 2 lines, giggled, and left
19 people came because they saw 50 other people visit the site on digg or delicious, realise that it was a mistake, left to find porn
1 person, read it, thought was helpful, may come back, leaves to go watch russian girls snogging
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