Dear Everyone,
I've been watching you from afar, intoxicated by your grace and the way you wrinkle your nose. I got on the bus behind you just the other day and hovered on the brink of coming over and saying hello, but I just couldn't pluck up the courage. From the way you slurp your coffee, to the way you misspell words, to the way you meet your deadlines... well, you've made a helluva impression on me.
Dear Everyone at V7N! Please be my valentine!?!?
In case you think I should be isolated, I should mention that my girlfriend doesn't like Valentine's Day - she says there's only one day worth celebrating and that's Mother's Day
- and you have to send a Valentine's to
someone. Anyway, we're all grown-ups here, and there's no reason we can't deal with this in a mature fashion is there, snuggle bunny?