I've been 'growing' a beard and tache for a while now - occasionally I'll just leave things alone for a month or two to see what happens. But this has been much longer than two months - more like four. I got rid of the head-hair last week, thank God, and went for a number two clipper. I still have the beard and tache but it is very straggly, grows in the wrong places and I'm going to shave it off tonight. One thing I know is that I am not a hairy man, and these experiments of mine will always be doomed to brave failure.
My girlfriend likes the facial growth, she says she likes nuzzling up to it, and is jealous because another reason I did it is for winter warmth, and she can't emulate it, due to biological and cultural constraints.
Oh go on, take a look, it's all coming off tonight anyway
