13 Steps to Being the Worst Blogger on the Planet

**snakeair** · Share | #1 (**permalink**) 01-21-2012, 11:20 AM

lol!

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Being the best blogger on the planet is just so mainstream. Why would you even aim for that?!

Why not aim for something much easier to achieve, and be the worst blogger the world has ever seen?

As I’m sure you’ve noticed, people follow different steps in reaching this goal, but I think these 13 will do the job well enough. So here we go, how to be the worst blogger in the world in just 13 easy steps.

Continued at: http://www.problogger.net/archives/2...on-the-planet/

I just can't stop laughing over here.

**ScriptMan** · #2 (**permalink**) 01-21-2012, 11:48 AM

A very entertaining post. Well worth the time to read. I think he covered most of the biggies. Not if someone would do one like that about self professed SEO guru's we could all laugh some more.

**snakeair** · #3 (**permalink**) 01-28-2012, 12:58 PM

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3. Write drunk

What’s your usual behavior when you’re drunk? Talking about strange, unrelated things, maybe? And acting like you’re the biggest expert in the world?

lol @ write drunk

Hey wait, i did that once in 2011.

seolyka2 · #4 (**permalink**) 02-01-2012, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by snakeair

lol @ write drunk
Hey wait, i did that once in 2011.

"Write Drunk" - The explanation on this part really made me laugh. That's really an entertaining post.

tessori · #5 (**permalink**) 02-01-2012, 04:02 AM

hi.
LOL thats really an amazing post:-)

onlineedublog · #6 (**permalink**) 02-27-2012, 10:55 PM

wtf write drunk

what are we suppose to write aboutt..!! No time for title.. yeah jus say likkk wth is going on ..!! am i drunk o hhh no man

Kyle_1973 · #7 (**permalink**) 02-28-2012, 04:20 PM

My favorite was the last one. That is freaking hilarious!

Mousee · #8 (**permalink**) 03-03-2012, 05:37 AM

Thanks for improving my mood ))))
And for a great marketing idea too.

bunnybear · #9 (**permalink**) 04-23-2012, 09:46 PM

hehe, thanks for sharing this snakeair... interesting post! You title thread caught my eyes!

Surminga · #10 (**permalink**) 07-09-2012, 03:34 AM

Follow these steps and you are doomed... However it could make for some funny reading whilst writing when drunk

Danny_G13 · #11 (**permalink**) 01-21-2013, 11:30 PM

I actually have comments disabled on mine given the 'sensitive' nature of what I blog about.

Effectively 'opponents' of my views tend to run riot while defenders go ape, so comments end up being one messy war and I can't be bothered with moderating such nonsense.

Disabled them a long time.

Amusing guide though

OGNetwork · #12 (**permalink**) 01-22-2013, 03:02 AM

Haha, brilliant.

Great blog post, i've never seen someone make their point in that manner before. Really interesting and funny read.

LindySto · #13 (**permalink**) 02-28-2013, 03:03 PM

I want to add:

Don't ever comment on anyone else's blog.
They're obviously not worth your precious blogging time and you ARE an island.

Abdullah Zahid · #14 (**permalink**) 04-11-2013, 08:41 AM

It was not that much funny as much as it have lesson for new bloggers that have these common mistakes in them.

egenie_257 · #15 (**permalink**) 04-26-2013, 05:35 AM

Brilliant and innovative approach to point out the mistakes which otherwise would have been a boring read. Great approach. Thank you for this.