Something like this?
PHP Code:
<?php
$var1 = $HTTP_GET_VARS['var1'];
$var2 = $HTTP_GET_VARS['var2'];
$var3 = $HTTP_GET_VARS['var3'];
$var4 = $HTTP_GET_VARS['var4'];
$var5 = $HTTP_GET_VARS['var5'];
echo 'Hey my name is ' . $var1 . ' and I go to ' . $var2 . '.<br />';
echo 'My date of birth is ' . $var3 . ' and I am ' . $var4 . ' years old.<br />';
echo 'I grew up in ' . $var5 . '.<br />';
?>
Then call it like this:
script.php?var1=Earl&var2=school&var3=1/1/1960&var4=46&var=brooklyn
That's just off the top of my head, I'm sure it'd need some tweaking. ;-)