I just got this sent to me in an email:
"They have always been beyond my means, but I took out a Cadillac Escalade last week for a test drive, just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.
The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all it's wonderful options.
The seats were of particular interest.
He explained the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
I said the car must be a Republican car.
He asked why I thought it was a Republican car.
I explained that if it were a Democrat car the seats would blow smoke up your a**.
Now if a Republican were in office it would be a Democrat vehicle...