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Old 06-07-2007, 02:15 PM
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"
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Old 06-07-2007, 02:42 PM
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LOL - I like that one

btw - I think a Brazilian is just after a Gazilion
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Old 06-07-2007, 03:02 PM
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Hahaha I like that one.
 
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Old 06-07-2007, 11:26 PM
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LOL - I like that one

btw - I think a Brazilian is just after a Gazilion
I forget, is it then Trazillion

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Old 06-12-2007, 05:11 AM
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Old 06-12-2007, 09:23 AM
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Old 06-12-2007, 04:07 PM
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Oh man ... somebody better tell Donald P. Knuth to lay off the weed. Here's why:
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100 One 1
101 Ten 10
102 Hundred 100
103 Ten hundred 1000
104 Myriad 1,0000
105 Ten myriad 10,0000 ... etc.
I understand adding an additional column for each cardinal (1 - 10 - 100 - 1000 - 10000), but 4 zeros between commas? It make-a me crazy!
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Old 06-12-2007, 04:10 PM
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And in the absence of somewhere to put this ... it's not political ... but what the heck:
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Mother Superior called her nuns into the conference room.

"Sisters, we have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

An elderly nun sitting in the back piped up,

"Thank goodness! I was getting so tired of chardonnay."
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Old 06-14-2007, 08:35 AM
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Lolz...

That is fabulous!
Ha ha!
 
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Nice one Hi, Mr. President its really funny you know.

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Well, this is politics explained.
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