Captain Muddy's Thaumaturgical Panoply of Thoughts, Discoveries and Oddities.

**Muddy** · 01-05-2009, 06:33 PM

My first entry is a thought:

I don't know who the bonehead was that started that ****** thread, but he should have known it wouldn't last that long. I think he meant it as a one-off, but of course it grew and as competition for a laugh got stiffer, the thread was soon engorged with cockamamie insertions. It became hard to know what would pop up next.

Well seriously, I realize that there was a remote chance of that thread offending someone so I'm damned happy it was moved over to the same area as the thread with pictures of dead babies. Err, it was...wasn't it?

**StrongInTheArm** · 01-06-2009, 01:24 AM

Cricket thought it was getting a bit out of hand. The thread has gone to where all bad threads go to in the end, it is now slowly roasting in the Hell for Bad Threads.

phoenix06007 · 01-06-2009, 04:49 AM

just like this one

Atom · 01-06-2009, 06:24 AM

Permission to come aboard, Captain.

Ferre · 01-06-2009, 06:32 AM

Tip to Muddy; Treads have more chance to survive around here when boobs are mentioned.

BOOBS.

There, I've just saved this tread.

**Muddy** · 01-06-2009, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atom

Permission to come aboard, Captain.

Permission granted.

Atom · 01-06-2009, 08:19 AM

I remember when I was a little kid when we visited my uncle's destroyer, when we got to the top of the ramp we had to say "permission to come aboard" to get by, that and a big mess of metal is about all I remember of the tour, strange that. You'd think a kid would be pretty excited about something like that but I think I was just too young or something.

**Cricket** · 01-06-2009, 10:32 AM

I'm not against having fun, that is an important part of any community, but perhaps you can look at it from the perspective of a forum owner trying to develop a quality webmaster forum without a zillion references to ******?

Atom · 01-06-2009, 10:57 AM

Thaumaturgically speaking, I've once again resurrected a dead clothes dryer. She was a stubborn varmint. No, it weren't bad. Gettin' wore out I guess though. I'm thinking I can probably keep 'er goin' for another 5 years hopefully.

**Muddy** · 01-06-2009, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cricket

I'm not against having fun, that is an important part of any community, but perhaps you can look at it from the perspective of a forum owner trying to develop a quality webmaster forum without a zillion references to ******?

This makes perfect sense to me and I agree, it was getting "out of hand".

And so now, let us leave this rigid and inflexible subject behind, for it has become tumescent beyond welcome and turgid beyond recognition. Let us move on to the real purpose of this thread: thoughts, discoveries and oddities.

**StrongInTheArm** · 01-06-2009, 11:50 AM

I discovered a new drink. Pepsi and fresh apple juice. It tastes good and makes my teeth squeak. That's gotta be good!

Bit sweet though.

**Muddy** · 01-06-2009, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix06007

just like this one

pssst, Hey, Phoenix...come here...let me tell you a secret!

*whispers in Phoenix' ear*

OK? So go out there and get 'em son! You can do it!

*slaps Phoenix on back good-naturedly*

Atom · 01-06-2009, 12:08 PM

I have a discovery to report, sir. Whales off the starboard bow, harps at the ready, sir!

**Muddy** · 01-06-2009, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Atom

I have a discovery to report, sir. Whales off the starboard bow, harps at the ready, sir!

I had no idea we were anywhere near a buffet!

Fire as she bears!

Atom · 01-06-2009, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muddy

I had no idea we were anywhere near a buffet!

Fire as she bears!

I'm not seeing the bears, Captain, much less their genitals, sir!

**Muddy** · 01-06-2009, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Atom

I'm not seeing the bears, Captain, much less their genitals, sir!

I'm perfectly delighted that you read into the true meaning of my words! I do indeed want you (et al) to dismiss everyone, acting in the capacity of female grizzlys.

Atom · 01-06-2009, 12:24 PM

Cap'n, there goes a BIKINI WHALE!

Fire off the starboard bow and report to sick bay.

Yes sir.

Atom · 01-06-2009, 12:37 PM

2nd gunners mate ensign second lieutenant admiral marine sergeant corporal private at arms Atom reporting to sick bay, sir.

Atom · 01-06-2009, 12:52 PM

Picture for a moment, Captain Muddy and crew all dancin' round the campfire, havin' fun. Bakin' potatoes bakin' in the sun. All dancin' like side to side with arms raised and clicking away on lobsterclaw castanets. Hot dogs of course. Sea creature shower curtains are always nice. Rock Lobster playing on the 45.

**Cricket** · 01-06-2009, 12:54 PM

Y'all are scaring me!