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Old 03-17-2009, 04:27 AM
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Last Night I said To My Wife...

I looked at my wife when I came home after a long day on the road and said...


Do you know what I'd miss the most if I were blind?
She said no...
I said Being able to look at you...
She smiled...

Do you know what I'd miss the most if I were deaf?
She said no...
I said Being able to hear you...
She smiled...

Do you know what I'd miss the most if I lost my sense of touch?
She said being able to touch me?
I said yes...

Do you know what I'd miss the most if I lost my sense of taste?
She blushed... and blushed some more...
I said - Well???
She just looked at me red faced and grinning...
I said "Cheesy Eggs"

True story...
 
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:39 AM
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Last night I said to my wife ...

I said: If I take off my trousers and lay on the floor, would you massage my legs?
She said: yes.
I blushed!
 
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:54 AM
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And now... mico feels a sudden longing to have a married life because of pctec and SITA. lol
 
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Old 03-17-2009, 06:32 AM
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Wow. what a sweet husband you are.
 
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Old 03-17-2009, 06:43 AM
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... Sigh.. One beautiful story... I've never seen my parents become that sweet!!! (envy)
 
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Old 03-17-2009, 12:26 PM
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Well, this an husband and wife moments.
 
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Old 03-17-2009, 12:45 PM
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....cheesy eggs....

pssshtt
 
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Old 03-17-2009, 02:21 PM
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Last night I said to my wife.......

I said: Remember how you stuck by me through the poor times when we first started dating.
She said: YES

I said: Remember the first house we got together and all the problems we had within it and all the stress it caused and you stuck with me.
She said: YES I DO

I said: Remember when I lost my job and we struggled for years until I finally managed to get a low paying job but still you stuck by me.
She said: YES MY LOVE

I said: Remember when one of your parents fell ill and we spent all our savings trying to find out what was wrong and in the end were broke again, but still you stayed with me.
She said: OH GIO HONEY, OF COURSE, YES

I said: You're a sodin' jinx, GET OUT OF MY LIFE..... NOW!!!
 
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Old 03-17-2009, 04:12 PM
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kristeejo, does "pssshtt" mean YUMMY?

LOL @ G10
 
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Old 03-17-2009, 06:05 PM
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Lol the " cheesy eggs" thing made me chuckle.. That wasn't I expected.
 
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Old 03-17-2009, 09:02 PM
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This is sweet pctec and SITA!

LOL G10!
 
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Old 03-17-2009, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by pctec View Post
I looked at my wife when I came home after a long day on the road and said...


Do you know what I'd miss the most if I were blind?
She said no...
I said Being able to look at you...
She smiled...

Do you know what I'd miss the most if I were deaf?
She said no...
I said Being able to hear you...
She smiled...

Do you know what I'd miss the most if I lost my sense of touch?
She said being able to touch me?
I said yes...
It Was So Romantic And Beautiful Tell Me Where You Read This (j/k)
Nice It Sounds Like A Good Poem
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Do you know what I'd miss the most if I lost my sense of taste?
She blushed... and blushed some more...
I said - Well???
She just looked at me red faced and grinning...
I said "Cheesy Eggs"

True story...
This Made Me Laugh,
Cheesy Eggs ,

And Lol At G10 Hope You Actually Didnt Told That
 
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Old 03-18-2009, 08:05 AM
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I m not married, but those are cool true stories...
 
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Old 03-18-2009, 10:31 AM
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I'm not married but, that feeling for each other are true
 
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Old 03-18-2009, 12:07 PM
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Now I'm hungry...
 
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Old 03-18-2009, 09:08 PM
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... Sigh.. One beautiful story... I've never seen my parents become that sweet!!! (envy)
dude. you shouldn't..
i mean its fine and all..but it feels kind of weird to see your parents cuddling..
i remember when we were in a reunion outing. my parents were swimming around the pool like young lovers.. my sister and i just said "eww..."..
a little bit embarrassing on our part when some of are relatives noticed it and laughed hard at them.. anyways everyone was just having fun. its all good though.
 
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Old 03-19-2009, 03:36 AM
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Now at this point I would like to say something, but how can I!?!
 
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:33 PM
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dude. you shouldn't..
i mean its fine and all..but it feels kind of weird to see your parents cuddling..
i remember when we were in a reunion outing. my parents were swimming around the pool like young lovers.. my sister and i just said "eww..."..
a little bit embarrassing on our part when some of are relatives noticed it and laughed hard at them.. anyways everyone was just having fun. its all good though.
I disagree wholeheartedly. It is GOOD for children to see their parents express love to one another.
 
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:45 PM
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I disagree wholeheartedly. It is GOOD for children to see their parents express love to one another.
hmm..its good to see now and then that your parents are still showing strong bond and love for one another for so many years that passed by. Unlike how some marriage eventually turned out.

anyways my parents are on their 50's-60's respectively. its just kind of odd and ackward on my side as their son to see them that way cuddling like teens in front of everyone, its funny and "huh?" feeling at the same time. but dont get me wrong, im really happy and proud of them..
 
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Old 03-20-2009, 03:46 AM
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I think it is sweet! Just because you are older it doesn't mean you have to hide your love for each other.

The young need to see that love is not just about sex, it can be and is for life.
 
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