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Old 07-03-2009, 03:05 PM
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The next Survivor series.

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care.

He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning,
feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink,
favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
 
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Old 07-03-2009, 03:12 PM
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I am now scared to grow old.
 
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:02 AM
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Stand By Your Man, Tammy Wynette

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After all, he is just a man.
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:24 AM
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I am now scared to grow old.
Embrace the inevitable...
 
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:34 AM
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I am now scared to grow old.
It ain't for wimps.
 
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:41 AM
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You have to grow into old age. It ain't for the young, that's for sure.

Oh, and giving birth is enough to make a man's eyes water.
 
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:43 AM
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Actually, I do not mind it at all...
I find I am more comfortable in my skin, I am sure of my actions and decisions, I understand things I never though I would give a damn about...

And the best thing about it is young sexy ladies call me "Sir"

SITA, yes your eyes water because you know how much this "little bundle of joy" is going to cost you...
 
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:48 AM
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Well I was thinking about empathy with your wife, but I suppose empathy with your wallet is as good a reason as any.
 
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Sounds terrifying. Count me out of this episode.
 
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