NASA SPLITS MOON IN HALF, MARS DECLARES WAR ON EARTH

[Allen Farlow]

NASA EXPLODES LCROSS ROCKETS ON LUNAR SURFACE, MILLIONS KILLED, MOON SPLITTING IN TWO, MARS DECLARES WAR ON EARTH

NU York Times
October 14, 2009

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WASHINGTON - MARS DECLARES WAR WITH EARTH.

The recent launch and explosion of two missiles into the lunar surface has reportedly cracked the moon so severely that there is great danger of it splitting in two from gravitational forces from Earth.

Anonymous sources tell us NASA Administrator Michael Griffen has theorized that should the lunar body actually split into two pieces, the chances of at least one part of it being drawn into a direct collision course with Earth are very great and will most likely impact Earth on December 21, 2012.

Millions of moon citizens, invisible to Earthlings with limited three-dimensional sight, were reportedly killed when one of the missiles made a direct hit on the city of Moonopolis. The president of the Moon, John Brown (who was blown up in his beloved Chevette and rebuilt and nicknamed Inspector Gadget), said in a press conference yesterday that he has sent his envoy, Secretary George Jetson, to file a formal complaint with the United Intergalactic Nations. He is expected to arrive there in Earth year 2019.

The planet of Mars has made a formal declaration of war upon Earth in retaliation for this unprovoked attack upon another planet and has dispatched battle ships to the Earth surface in preparation.

The first ship has been sighted over Russia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXF9H...eature=related

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev has called for citizens to remain calm and not panic. He is in direct contact with U.S. President Barack Obama and U.S. Secretary Of State Billary Clinton. Barack Obama will reportedly conduct a special press conference at 9 a.m. EST tomorrow and formally announce this grave matter to the American people.

NASA's recent mission of exploding two rockets on the surface of the moon has defiantly been declared a success by NASA scientists. According to NASA, on their own website (http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LC...r_impacts.html , figure two) Nasa reports that the impact created "significant local heating of the lunar surface", mainly due to the explosion of the bombs, and that the mission proved what has long been thought, that the moon is a hard, cold rock.