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Old 11-06-2009, 10:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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15 Funniest Webmaster Pick Up Lines
1. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the worst way to fall is with Google penalty…

2. I have never had a dream come true until the day I met you. (That was the day my website got promoted to PR5, by the way…)

3. So, you visit this website often?

4. Didn't I see you on the homepage of Vogue? What is it, PR6?

5. Is the Adobe homepage from Tennessee? Cause it's the only PR10 I see...

6. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you were banned from DigitalPoint for spamming...

7. So, should we go to your homepage or mine?

8. Do you have a sitemap? Because I just keep getting lost in your website…

9. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put P and R together.

10. Is your website as beautiful on the inside as it is on the outside?

11. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your ClickBank password…

12. Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling on my laptop…

13. You must be in the wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. Here it's just an HTML course for beginners...

14. My love for you is like the space on my web host server... never-ending!

15. (Email to competitor webmaster) "Was your father a thief? ’Cause someone stole one of my articles and put it on your website…”

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Old 11-06-2009, 10:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Well, not as funny as I was hoping, but still worth a look a few were pretty funny.
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Old 11-06-2009, 11:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Lol that's a great one. I should go to a library and try that out
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Old 11-06-2009, 04:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Thats a pretty good idea for jokes.
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lol @ dp... "hey, hey you! screw dp!"
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Old 11-06-2009, 06:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your ClickBank password…。。
****， my gmail's password has been stealed...........
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Old 11-06-2009, 06:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Well its really very funny. Have fun buddies. Chill out...........

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Old 11-08-2009, 09:02 AM   #9 (permalink)
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6. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you were banned from DigitalPoint for spamming...
This one makes me smile..Nice article you have there..
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I'm just curious, do you have a grudge on DP?
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Old 11-09-2009, 03:56 AM   #12 (permalink)
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i like this one You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the worst way to fall is with Google penalty… its perfect
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cool lines, i will try them on the weekend
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Wish I have that list when I was working the bars looking for chicks......
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Google has PR10, so does w3c.org.

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I think the title is wrong... It should be '15 Funny SEO Pick Up Lines' most of the quotes their pertain to SEOs. (^^,)v

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Wish I have that list when I was working the bars looking for chicks......
I don't think that will get you the girls
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I find them kind of nerdy and not good in taste.
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