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Old 12-09-2009, 06:23 PM
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The Christmas Angel

This is copied from a site of mine and has made the email rounds in the past. I hope you enjoy the origin of the Christmas Angel on the top of the tree.

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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it? '

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

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Your turn! Post a nice clean Christmas joke for the rest of us.
 
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Old 12-12-2009, 07:53 AM
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That's hilarious. I haven't seen that one in my inbox as yet. But thanks for sharing.
 
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Old 12-12-2009, 08:07 AM
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Saw that one many years ago. Since then I searched everywhere for it but never found it again.

Copied to my Documents folder for safe keeping. thx
 
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Old 12-12-2009, 10:00 AM
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hehehe

Not what I expected for an "ending"...
 
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Old 12-14-2009, 01:06 PM
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lol, now that I found it, i will no longer search for it.
 
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Old 12-15-2009, 03:17 AM
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Yeah, poor angel, and poor Santa....
The ending is just so predictable but still feel pity for them, hope the deer will come back with a bottle of cider, or wisky
 
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