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Old 09-01-2010, 04:41 PM
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13 Ways To Create A Cranky Admin In Under A Minute

GUARANTEED SUCCESS! (references available)
  1. Don't actually read the thread you are responding to. The title is enough for you.
  2. Don't actually become a part of the community, just find every possible way to spam your link.
  3. Open new accounts because the crazy admin witch has banned your other 27 user names.
  4. List USA as your location when your IP clearly shows you thousands of miles away in Timbucktoo.
  5. Respond to spammers in threads instead of just reporting it, leaving us more posts to remove.
  6. Post 25, two or three word responses in a row, especially to say thank you, or PM sent.
  7. Don't read the rules. Tell the admin ya didn't know, even though 2 welcome messages, V7N navigation, the announcement at the top of every forum, and the first post in the starting out forum all lead to the rules.
  8. Complain because ya can't PM until ya hit 10 QUALITY posts and then proceed to post responses requiring the least amount of characters in under 12 seconds.
  9. Forget that you can't send PMs so that when you try to, the admin gets your PM instead, the one you decided to call her every name in the book and say how much ya hate it here.
  10. Give people red reps just cuz ya really don't like them.
  11. Bring drama into the community from another forum.
  12. Be rude to everyone that disagrees with you.
  13. Touch her coffee.

One really quick way to get a lot of green from the admin in a hurry?
Take time to be a true member of the community and treat others with respect.
 
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Old 09-01-2010, 08:12 PM
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Folks do not touch her Coffee. Believe me.. do not touch her coffee.

Remember you can always contact a mod on here or ask questions in the V7N support section about the rules or other V7N related stuff.
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Number 7 is my personal favourite - I had one last week on my own forum. I gave the user one warning, and another moderator gave them 2, before I made the ban.

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Number 7 is my personal favourite - I had one last week on my own forum. I gave the user one warning, and another moderator gave them 2, before I made the ban.
You messed with my coffee again, didn't ya?
 
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lol I've ran many forums & still do this list is perfect mostly true too :X

Im guilty of slacking on some of these myself kind of the downer about being apart of so many discussions on multiple communities lol but In all just make a point and express it. I now I get alot of post but I talk so damn much lol ask anyone its something I learned long time ago.

Get Involved, Network, Help Others, Be informed then make a jump too stragize positions with your business. I like to learn & teach so my preference is just dont stop!!!

Great post, should sticky it in a *ARCHIVE*
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