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Old 10-05-2011, 01:44 PM
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Lightbulb Baby Names!

WHY DO PEOPLE I KNOW ALWAYS ASK ME ABOUT BABY NAMES????

I think it's because Spit is part Japanese, and you've gotta admit, they think up of all the really kawaii names!

Whatever the reason, I'm really sick of it. 5 people I know in the past 2 weeks have asked me to help them compile a list of baby names.

This is ridiculous for 3 reasons:
  • why is everyone having babies all of a sudden? Isn't there a recession going on? Aren't people dying of hunger somewhere?
  • Why would anyone ask a not so close relative to help them name their baby? Meeting over turkey and Christmas dinner does not count as a functional family relationship. We are not that close, have your husbands help name your fur balls.
  • a list, people, really? You need a list of names to help you narrow it down? Don't you have any ideas? Is your mothers name that bad? How about your father in law? What happened to everyone naming their baby girls Snooki and baby boys Edward (the vampire anyone?)

For this reason and this reason alone (there is really none better) Spit has decided to compile an enormous list of the most outrageously inappropriate baby names in the HISTORY of baby naming, and send it to anyone that dares ask him about baby names.

I hardly ever overreact, and I know I should be flattered people are asking my advice on such a precious thing, but they don't take no for an answer, so this is going to happen.

Right, and Spit needs your help. What are some outrageously inappropriate baby names? Come up with anything and share it with him!
 

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Old 10-05-2011, 02:14 PM
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Old 10-05-2011, 02:22 PM
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May have already been done considering some of the names I hear. Poor babies.
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Old 10-05-2011, 02:31 PM
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Spit.
I resent that statement

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May have already been done considering some of the names I hear. Poor babies.
Come on Colby, you can do better than that. Don't have any hilarious names to share?

Spit really is compiling a list!
 
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Old 10-05-2011, 04:50 PM
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Represent is that what you meant?

I had better not. I really would not want to hurt anyone's feelings.
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Old 10-05-2011, 07:54 PM
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I do heard of some ridiculous baby names, here are some:
San Goku and Gotenks, yes from the Japanese animation Dragon Ball
Azumi, name of a female movie protagonist and movie title Azumi.
Princess Cry I don't know why and where that name come from, really.
Prince Xynyx is this the most strange name I have ever heard ever!
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Old 10-06-2011, 01:21 AM
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Represent is that what you meant?

I had better not. I really would not want to hurt anyone's feelings.
You're full of jokes this morning I see Of course I wouldn't be trying to hurt anyone's feelings with the list Colby, it would be given in jest As annoyed as I might be at everyone asking me to help name their babies, I'm not going to be rude about it

Yeah, Spit thinks you should stop being a big baby about it and share some crazy baby names, do it!

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I do heard of some ridiculous baby names, here are some:
San Goku and Gotenks, yes from the Japanese animation Dragon Ball
Azumi, name of a female movie protagonist and movie title Azumi.
Princess Cry I don't know why and where that name come from, really.
Prince Xynyx is this the most strange name I have ever heard ever!
Those are cool SS! Thank you! I was thinking more along the lines of,Cox-Arquette, Barb Dwyer, Berwick-on-Tweed , Cowpuncher, Sparkle, Twinkle, Harddanwood, Czarevitch, Orangejello, Bandit Lee Way, Daisy Poo, Petal Blossom Rainbow (all of which are real names btw) and stuff like that. A little random and some that are right down silly.

Spit is now actually thinking of creating a bad baby name generator to make it easier for parents to come up with names

Yeah, I can add a disclaimer to the page too explaining that the more unpopular the name the generator spits out (pun intended), the more likely their babies are to land in juvenile hall if they so much as think about using it! ...Unless you're really rich and are able to afford a lifetime of therapy for your baby!
 
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Old 10-06-2011, 01:31 AM
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Spit,
Yeah it's cool and very intriguing. Giving unusual names to children is something funny to hear but not easy to have. After all it's the children (person) who bear that name will suffer, it might the cause of teasing and some bullying, I feel so sorry for those kids. Some parents do named their child as "Jesus", here in Philippines it's pronounce as Hesus just like in Spanish. And when that child named 'Jesus' get benediction the priest has something against it. They should not use such divine names to human. Also some strange name make people to tongue-twist.

I like the idea of creating a "bad baby name generator", I do hope it'll come "naturally". ehehe ..

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"Concrete" and "Vaseline" are my votes for the ugliest baby name.
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Old 10-06-2011, 08:26 AM
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What kind of parent would name their kid....

Muddy

or

Cricket

or

Snake

or

Script

or...

Now really...what kind of names are these?

Put those in your generator Spit.
 
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Old 10-06-2011, 08:59 AM
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Serena thank you for those, Spit will add them in for sure!

Jake, great idea, i will have a rundown of some of the more creative usernames and include them, or at least a variation of them, could prove to be interesting!

Keep them coming guys!
 
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Moon Unit
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Kal-El
Thijs
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Dick Cox
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Old 10-06-2011, 05:11 PM
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What kind of parent would name their kid....

Muddy

or

Cricket

or

Snake

or

Script

or...

Now really...what kind of names are these?

Put those in your generator Spit.
Snake is a great name.
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Old 10-06-2011, 06:02 PM
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My suggestion to come up with a better and more strange baby names, is to consider the last name of the parents as well.
Example, the surname is JACK, then more or less you can just add BLACK, you will have Black Jack. LOL
More?
Surname is Kitty, proposed name is Kath equals Kath Kitty.
Surname is Hill, proposed name is Sonny equals Sonny Hill.
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Old 10-06-2011, 06:23 PM
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I got turned down flat when i suggested the name "Coonrod" for a boy.

Nobody was real receptive to "Mopwater" for a girl either.

Apparently everyone wants to be boring.
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Old 10-06-2011, 06:26 PM
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My niece and nephew was named after my brothers favorite movie character's.

adrianna and Giovanni

Of course the names have our heritage.
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Old 10-07-2011, 06:15 AM
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Guys, thank you so much for all this input, my list is growing and I almost have enough to launch the beta version of the name generator and I WILL give every one of you credit when your names are used!

Spit still needs some more, so please share any you can think of!

@Sunfyre, those are all pretty awesome thank you!

@Simon, great input thank you

@Rob, Coonrod? Really? lol Mopwater is pretty bad too haha. Got any more crazy names?

@Snake, I love both those names, one of my closest friends is called Giovanni, I could never diss either one of those names
 
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OK how about this one Pixel for a boy and Juana Man for a girl.
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Sookie
Snookie
Apple
Tulip
Rain
Sunday
Rose
Diva
Moon Unit
Peanut
Kal-El
Thijs
Audio Science
Fyodor
Pilot Inspektor
Bronx Mowgli
Zuma Nesta Rock
Seven Sirius
Tu Morrow
Dick Cox
Moxie Crimefighter
Bogart Che Peyote
Jermajesty
Banjo
Speck
Camera
Free
Kyd
They're funny. Rain is worst.

and I would suggest APRIL for the list, can't think of anything else right now.
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Old 10-08-2011, 10:47 AM
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Spit has an "Any day of the week" and "Any month of the year" as well as "Most seasons" entries!

The list is at around 270 names right now, it's no where near ready. I'm thinking of going public with the generator once the list is at like, 1500 or something? Might have to use a random name generator and pick the bad ones from that.

I'm also thinking of categorizing them into boys/girls (thanks to feedback from the awesome robjones) but that might be something I release in an update of the tool itself after the beta has made the rounds. We'll see

Still looking for some fun creative bad name suggestions, so please keep them coming!
 
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