How to kill yourself

[Sheen91]

Originally Posted by sleepyhead

i feel sorry to them, go to church, that would enlighten things up

I hope this is not a joke either, I am very religious!

[pctec]

Off topic:

Side note 1.
Its good to see "quality" sites like /http://www.mouchette.org/ are being listed in DMOZ.

Side note 2.
There sure are a lot of people banned that replied to this thread...

[Sheen91]

Hope you don't become one of them! Same goes with me!

SPARE ME JOHN!

[StrongInTheArm]

Eat nothing but gherkins none stop 24 hours a day until the deed is done.

[cessai]

a long LOL for that!

[krahmaan]

Originally Posted by John Scott

... Suicide is the easy way out. Stay here, on earth, and fight your enemies, fight whatever life dishes out, and kick some ass. That's the way I chose.

And, there is no surefire way to kill oneself. I knew a guy in Washington who put a pistol in his mouth and pulled the trigger. He lived, and was greatly disformed.

I agree with this.

We are all going to die in the end anyway -there's no way to escape it! So why not get the best out of our lives? This about "fighting whatever life dishes out" reminds me of an old philosophy -to never give up! (Especially on yourself)

I also knew a guy who shot himself in the head, right in the temple. He also survived, blew out his eyeballs. So now he roams the streets with dark shades and a guide.

[StrongInTheArm]

Obtain a cattle prod.
Find a heavy weight sumo wrestler.
Apply cattle prod to sumo wrestler.
Await your end ... to be handed to you on a plate.

[G10]

Sleep with your woman and during the throws of passion, call out her sisters name!
Then just await your slow and painful end.

*edit* - If she doesn't have a sister, her best friends name will suffice - lol!

[Sheen91]

Originally Posted by G10

Sleep with your woman and during the throws of passion, call out her sisters name!
Then just await your slow and painful end.

*edit* - If she doesn't have a sister, her best friends name will suffice - lol!

If she doesn't have any friends or you want it to end faster her mothers name will do the trick!

[Julie]

Originally Posted by Sheen91

If she doesn't have any friends or you want it to end faster her mothers name will do the trick!

That's really bad.

[StrongInTheArm]

Take 50 helium balloons to the top of a 50 storey building. Tie the balloons to your belt then float as gently to the ground as gravity will allow. Alternatively save some money and forget the balloons.

OK, your asking why the balloons in the first place aren't you? Well, its to add mystery of course.

[Sheen91]

Easiest way is to spam here and wait your vicious end from Laura!

or

Not laugh at G10 jokes or laugh at his nickname, and await your death!

or

(WARNING : PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS NECCESARY FOR ANYONE OVER THE AGE OF 60 AS THE NEXT SENTENCE HAS 'CHRISTY' IN IT!)
You could get within 1km of Christy, and you will be burned alive from the heat.

[Cricket]

Or have a signature that takes up half the dang page and tick off Cricket.

[otto101]

Yeah right!With a banana?

[John Scott]

Originally Posted by Sheen91

Your joking right, Not a subject to joke about if you are!

Not joking; what part of it did you find amusing?

[StrongInTheArm]

John:
I don't think Sheen has quite got a grip on the English language yet. He certainly can't always tell when people are being serious or joking. I don't think he meant any offence.

Although the young often leave me baffled.

[Cryxellis]

Why would I kill myself? I love myself, though sometimes I felt
I'm not important.. Maybe people kill themselves because they
cannot bear the baggage of loneliness and despair any longer.
But I still had my faith and I know God will never let me fall
without a couch below.^_^

[sydneyclaire]

i have been suicidal in the past - im only fourteen. please understand that kids dont always do things for attention, i never wanted anyone to know. it may seem like the easy way out, but think of how much strength someone would have to face death - the unknown - rather than what is predictable. you can see things from both sides i guess. people have problems. i got help for mine.

[distantfriend]

Travel. Get away from where you are and as far way. Start life over, don't end it. Work as a day laborer and don't watch TV or go on the internet for awhile. Meet people and interact with any/everyone.