Things one should not say to a spouse / partner

**ScriptMan** · Share | #1 (**permalink**) 07-31-2012, 05:57 AM

I think we can have a little fun here in this thread; just keep it to PG.

When your wife asks for a back rub/scratch when you are trying to sleep, it probably is not a good thing to say she needs a tree and then explain that cows rub their own backs using a tree.

Been there, and yes I did but I did not mean it that way.

indybail · #2 (**permalink**) 07-31-2012, 06:07 AM

Never answer yes to questions like : Does "X" make my "Y" look big?

**snakeair** · #3 (**permalink**) 07-31-2012, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by indybail

Never answer yes to questions like : Does "X" make my "Y" look big?

My brother made this mistake and ended up on the couch for a few days.

**Jim Gillum** · #4 (**permalink**) 07-31-2012, 12:25 PM

"Do you like this outfit?"..

It's OK is not a sufficient answer.....

**Cricket** · #5 (**permalink**) 07-31-2012, 12:48 PM

This may help you.

+ YouTube Video

**Cricket** · #6 (**permalink**) 07-31-2012, 12:50 PM

This should probably be added to the list too.

“Pull my finger…”

**Bob Barr** · #7 (**permalink**) 07-31-2012, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cricket

This should probably be added to the list too.

“Pull my finger…”

Especially when it's said just before pulling the covers over her head.

**Bob Barr** · #8 (**permalink**) 07-31-2012, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by indybail

Never answer yes to questions like : Does "X" make my "Y" look big?

The worst possible answer to that is:

"No, "X" is just fine. It's your "Y" that makes your "Y" look big."

**G10** · #9 (**permalink**) 07-31-2012, 05:29 PM

When she asked me to write down on a piece of paper, how much she means to me, I chose the sweet, caring romantic route that I thought would win her over and wrote....

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"Honey, in getting to know you so well over all these years, I can honestly say with my hand on my heart that I love you as a hole"

I'll tell you this for free.. The letter "w" is extremely underated as it can so cost you the couch

**ScriptMan** · #10 (**permalink**) 07-31-2012, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by G10

When she asked me to write down on a piece of paper, how much she means to me, I chose the sweet, caring romantic route that I thought would win her over and wrote....I'll tell you this for free.. The letter "w" is extremely underated as it can so cost you the couch

I can visualize worse letter substitutions in your choice of words.