Are you a Chav? - Page 2

Heather · 06-09-2006, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen Bradley

lol obviously, chavs only wear fakes

LOL! Mine is real, therefore I don't actually get those points against me.

SVB · 06-09-2006, 01:17 PM

The amount of times we get into fights with chavs is unbelievable. Like one time we were sitting down on the grass with music and stuff, and this big group of chavs came over, and were like, get away this is our spot you freaks. They call everyone with long hair or into rock music or dressing non sporty freaks. We were like, err right, just sit there, and they sat beside us. Being as stupid as they are though, a couple of them when listening to us were like "wow we like that too" and started talking about what we were talking. Then they realised they were being social with us and were all "wtf" and started attacking for no reason.

Verocity · 06-09-2006, 01:18 PM

The worrying thing in britain is, is there are now increasing numbers of older chavs +30yrs. I've not got any demographics on the number of chavs in the UK, but I'd guess at 15 million.

SVB · 06-09-2006, 01:20 PM

Hate old chavs. And celeb chavs like that skank jodie marsh

Julie · 06-09-2006, 01:20 PM

The result of too much inbreeding perhaps?

Verocity · 06-09-2006, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Julie

The result of too much inbreeding perhaps?

That's exactly what's happening, the gene pool is to small. No one realises this though, but in fact over a period of say 3 generations, the chances are they have impregnated a close relative (genetically speaking).

SVB · 06-09-2006, 01:23 PM

They multiply too fast, now you get 17 year old mothers of 5, and in 17 years they will all be pregnant too with kids called "Chardonay-Lewis" and "Blaze"

JamieJelly · 06-09-2006, 01:25 PM

29% - not bad considering I'm from South East London

Verocity · 06-09-2006, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen Bradley

They multiply too fast, now you get 17 year old mothers of 5, and in 17 years they will all be pregnant too with kids called "Chardonay-Lewis" and "Blaze"

oh yea grrrr. Celebrity culture worship. Their idols are like people from big brother and those 50p magazines.

Julie · 06-09-2006, 01:30 PM

Well, then at the rate they are procreating, the problem is only going to get worse. Good luck.

**G10** · 06-09-2006, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JuggoPop

it said I was 27%, though I have no clue what half that stuff was saying. (yeah I'm an american moron)

Nooo JP, it has nothing to do with being american

- It's just that some of the questions are suited to the UK as chav is one of our expressions over here.

Stephen, fancy sharing a bottle of White Lightning dude

**G10** · 06-09-2006, 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by JamieJelly

29% - not bad considering I'm from South East London

There's another 20% on top right there

JamieJelly · 06-09-2006, 03:02 PM

Hehe, my local team are Millwall, thats another 40%!

SVB · 06-09-2006, 03:02 PM

WHAT THE ELL YOU LOOKIN AT YOU PAKI yeah go for it throw us over a bottle

paranoidandroid · 06-09-2006, 03:04 PM

**G10** · 06-09-2006, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen Bradley

WHAT THE ELL YOU LOOKIN AT YOU PADDY yeah go for it throw us over a bottle

Now there's no need for that is there dude

TekKen · 06-09-2006, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by G10

Now there's no need for that is there dude

There should be a new name invented for people from the UK who say dude. Hate that seriously knowone says dude in uk!!!!!!!!!1

Heather · 06-09-2006, 04:29 PM

I always thought "dude" was more of a California saying...

Atom · 06-09-2006, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen Bradley

Devvo is the perfect chav.
http://www.fat-pie.com/christmasdevvobezzin1.htm

Interesting.

TekKen · 06-09-2006, 04:48 PM

www.myspace.com/mcdevvo his music isnt bad