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01-21-2008, 03:01 PM
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Jeffesis
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Originally Posted by Atom
That there should be an apostrophy after every word so that I can stop worrying about where the hell the damned things should go!
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The crux of the bisquit is the apostrophe...
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1989: Zappa
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01-21-2008, 03:06 PM
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#3102 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jdspc
The crux of the bisquit is the apostrophe...
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I wonder how many years I've been spelling apostrohpe wrong .. hmm
I can't remember. I don't even know if I ever did spell it right. God, what a chilling thought..
nah.. I must have at one time I simply must have.. |
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01-21-2008, 03:10 PM
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Jeffesis
Join Date: 12-05-07
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Apostrophe (')
Well then Fido got up off the floor, an' he rolled over
An' he looked me straight in the eye.
An' you know what he said?
Once upon a time, somebody say to me
(This is a dog talkin' now)
What is your conceptual Continuity?
Well I told him right then (Fido said)
It should be easy to see
The crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe(')
Well you know
The man that was talkin' to the dog
Looked at the dog an' he said: (sort of staring in disbelief)
"You can't say that" he said
"IT DOESN'T, 'n YOU CAN'T! I WON'T, 'n IT DON'T! IT HASN'T, IT ISN'T, IT EVEN AIN'T, 'N IT SHOULDN'T... IT COULDN'T"
He told me NO NO, NO! I told him YES YES YES!
I said, "I do it all the time...
Ain't this boogie a mess!"
THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT THE POODLE BY-EE-ITES THE POODLE CHEWS IT
Frank Zappa, Apostrophe (')
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It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice – there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
1989: Zappa
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01-21-2008, 03:20 PM
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I turned my head and the thought was gone.
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01-21-2008, 03:33 PM
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A soul is born.
Are we humans all soul machines, churning out souls with bodies?
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01-21-2008, 03:46 PM
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If there is a divine purpose, I hope they ain't too mad.  |
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01-21-2008, 03:46 PM
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I ain't never seen a damned fool like myself. Never in all my days.
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01-21-2008, 04:05 PM
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I've been noticing lately that shortly after I turn on the TV, I'm struck with an urge to eat. Cut the subliminal crap, you bastards.
I don't watch a lot of TV, but that conditioning, it just feels so right sometimes, you know?
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01-21-2008, 04:07 PM
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I'm up from 150 to 160, down from 180. 160's good.
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01-21-2008, 04:23 PM
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Boy, people on TV are gettin' old. God, you turn around and they're all lookin' like something I don't really believe I need to be seeing, the mirror's scary enough thanks.
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01-21-2008, 05:18 PM
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I'm hungry for a good steak.  |
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01-21-2008, 05:34 PM
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That my wife is ok while she is out.
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01-21-2008, 05:39 PM
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I'm thinking about sweet cheeks 
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01-21-2008, 05:42 PM
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LMAO, that could be any one of hundreds of women around here. Heck, even a few of the guys.  |
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01-21-2008, 10:09 PM
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I have learned so much in my life but not nearly enough
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01-22-2008, 01:21 AM
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Do Australian women's breast get up their noses? 
Gravity has no sense of humour!
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01-22-2008, 02:40 AM
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I like your thinking Strongy.
I'm thinking of coffee. Strong coffee. Also fruit juice, with plenty of Vitamin C. And a drip tube taped to the corner of my mouth, which automatically deposits the drinks in my mouth. And icy cold water too, while we are at it. And a reclining chair and a good book.
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01-22-2008, 03:32 AM
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