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02-28-2008, 11:48 AM
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JohnScott's Lovechild
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If a town was populated entirely by police, men and women, what do you think the crime rate would be?
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Incredibly high.
No pun intended
I'm currently thinking that this opium brand of incense smells delicious and makes me crave
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02-29-2008, 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by StrongInTheArm
What do you think the crime rate would be if it was populated entirely by lawyers?
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Well Lawyers = Liars, why do you think they made them sound so similar.
So there would be no crime, as they will not tell you, or you will have hearsay evidence against them. 
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I'm saving myself for my future wife. If she hasn't done the same, I'll be very disappointified.
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02-29-2008, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted by StrongInTheArm
As a comparison, what do you think the crime rate would be if it was populated entirely by lawyers?
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Crime rate, or conviction rate? I wouldn't trust a police man as far as I could throw him, by the way. Boy oh boy, I could tell you some stories. You've probably got your own. Give 'em a uniform and they think they're Hitler.
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02-29-2008, 08:13 AM
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Rank: ever met a midwife. They would make Hitler look like disney.
I think I should have started this off as a thread
I got a feeling the crime rate would be the same as in most towns, they are all human beings ultimately.
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03-01-2008, 10:32 AM
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I wonder... If a policeman fell over in the forest and there was nobody around, would it make a noise? 
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03-01-2008, 12:51 PM
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I heard a comedian yesterday say that the greatest invention ever was the second wheel. When you think about it, it kind of makes sense. At least if you discount the wheelbarrow. 
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03-02-2008, 04:58 PM
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"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." (Helen Keller)
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03-02-2008, 07:43 PM
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Wondering who would be nice enough to get on freaking yahoo and help me test my mic out 
everyone I have seems to be offline right now. Sad, sad world.
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03-02-2008, 07:45 PM
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Southern Brat
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That has got to be the worst come on line I have heard in a very long time. 
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03-02-2008, 07:47 PM
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Who knows, it might actually work 
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03-02-2008, 11:27 PM
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buying a house for me and my love one.
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03-03-2008, 08:16 PM
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Why do people read when they workout? If you can read while working out, you are not working hard enough!!! I dunno why it bothers me, but when I see people reading I secretly want to snatch their books and mags, and turn up the speed on their treadmill or something. lmao!!
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03-03-2008, 08:19 PM
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I thought you said you don't work out in a gym?
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03-03-2008, 08:23 PM
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Those green olives I just ate were awesome. Smothered in garlic, celery .. it was like a seafood salad or something. Go Italian food!
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03-03-2008, 08:23 PM
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I thought you said you don't work out in a gym?
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Nooo.  Don't you remember me talking about how my gym was annoying me and I was looking for a new one? (this was a couple months ago) Anyways... In the warm weather (ie no snow!) I *prefer* to workout outside, doing biking, rollerblading, etc. This time of year, however, I have no choice but to workout indoors. I did find a new, better place, btw. 
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03-04-2008, 01:35 AM
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I'm at work and i am just thinking of what my kids are doing right now... oh i miss them everyday. 
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03-04-2008, 05:34 AM
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i'm thinking happy thoughts... just like Happy Gilmore.
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03-04-2008, 03:18 PM
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JohnScott's Lovechild
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a little less than 2 weeks and i'll no longer be a teenager
i'm not sure how to celebrate... skydive maybe? or maybe sky high.
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03-04-2008, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Brian
a little less than 2 weeks and i'll no longer be a teenager
i'm not sure how to celebrate... skydive maybe? or maybe sky high.
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Just remember to attach some sort of rope. You don't want to jump out of there with nothing.
Mark
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