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Old 02-28-2008, 11:48 AM   #3321 (permalink)
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If a town was populated entirely by police, men and women, what do you think the crime rate would be?
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Old 02-29-2008, 07:46 AM   #3322 (permalink)
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What do you think the crime rate would be if it was populated entirely by lawyers?
Well Lawyers = Liars, why do you think they made them sound so similar.

So there would be no crime, as they will not tell you, or you will have hearsay evidence against them.
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:03 AM   #3323 (permalink)
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As a comparison, what do you think the crime rate would be if it was populated entirely by lawyers?
Crime rate, or conviction rate? I wouldn't trust a police man as far as I could throw him, by the way. Boy oh boy, I could tell you some stories. You've probably got your own. Give 'em a uniform and they think they're Hitler.
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:13 AM   #3324 (permalink)
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Rank: ever met a midwife. They would make Hitler look like disney.

I think I should have started this off as a thread

I got a feeling the crime rate would be the same as in most towns, they are all human beings ultimately.
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That has got to be the worst come on line I have heard in a very long time.
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I thought you said you don't work out in a gym?
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I thought you said you don't work out in a gym?
Nooo. Don't you remember me talking about how my gym was annoying me and I was looking for a new one? (this was a couple months ago) Anyways... In the warm weather (ie no snow!) I *prefer* to workout outside, doing biking, rollerblading, etc. This time of year, however, I have no choice but to workout indoors. I did find a new, better place, btw.
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