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08-13-2006, 03:26 PM
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HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
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08-13-2006, 03:28 PM
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08-13-2006, 04:12 PM
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I wish I lived closer. I could either not bring everything right now knowing that I could go home and get it or have my mommy bring stuff in her car so I wouldn't have to pack so compactly.
2-3 hours would be great. Still far enough away so that they wouldn't just randomly stop by to visit. 4 maybe. 10 is ridiculous.
It's a good thing my mom wants to move back to Sumter. Then I'll be right in my time range.
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08-13-2006, 04:21 PM
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I go to university in another country. Just home now for the summer.
You get used to it
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08-13-2006, 04:37 PM
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Damn it all to hell anyway, kids.
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08-13-2006, 04:46 PM
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Tis what me mum used to say.
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08-13-2006, 06:14 PM
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Just shaved. And now look like what I was like 2 years ago.
I wish I didn't.
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08-13-2006, 06:21 PM
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My mom tried to get me to shave. Right when I decided I was gonna tell her it's just hair and she'd have to deal with it she stopped saying anything about it.
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08-13-2006, 08:27 PM
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I have to go to a "picnic" apparently tomorrow afternoon with this girl.
The situations I get myself into.
Ill be surrounded by old ladies and children playing in the flowers thinking im some sort of monster coming to kidnap them and put them in my dinner.
Why did I agree to this?
And what do I bring to a picnic?
Will I just turn up tomorrow with nothing and expect her to have all the stuff?
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08-13-2006, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephen Bradley
I have to go to a "picnic" apparently tomorrow afternoon with this girl.
The situations I get myself into.
Ill be surrounded by old ladies and children playing in the flowers thinking im some sort of monster coming to kidnap them and put them in my dinner.
Why did I agree to this?
And what do I bring to a picnic?
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08-13-2006, 08:32 PM
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Excellent idea sir
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08-13-2006, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephen Bradley
And what do I bring to a picnic?
Will I just turn up tomorrow with nothing and expect her to have all the stuff?
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I found this at " The Great British Picnic... a Guide to Etiquette"
GUESTS:
Number One
Contrary to popular belief, as a guest, unless invited to, you should not contribute food, however well-meant your intentions; it is bad etiquette to produce an unwanted fruit cake or out of date quiche! However if you are asked to contribute a good bottle of wine is always a safe bet.
http://www.screwpull.co.uk/picnicguide.htm |
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08-14-2006, 02:04 AM
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I hate shaving. I use a beard trimmer so I have perma-stubble. My skin suffers for days if I shave.
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08-14-2006, 06:37 AM
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Originally Posted by South
I found this at " The Great British Picnic... a Guide to Etiquette"
GUESTS:
Number One
Contrary to popular belief, as a guest, unless invited to, you should not contribute food, however well-meant your intentions; it is bad etiquette to produce an unwanted fruit cake or out of date quiche! However if you are asked to contribute a good bottle of wine is always a safe bet.
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Haha thanks!!
That's me sorted
Off to this thing now..
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08-14-2006, 12:17 PM
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My latest haul. 6 litres of absinthe, and some cannabis flavoured vodka.
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08-14-2006, 12:28 PM
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Save the blue Absinthe for me. It's my favourite.  |
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08-14-2006, 12:31 PM
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Still never had any absinthe. Find it hard to spend $70 for a bottle I'm not sure to like!
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08-14-2006, 12:35 PM
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Get a friend to buy it and mooooooch
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08-14-2006, 12:39 PM
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I got mine off the back of a truck
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