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Old 05-07-2014, 04:59 AM
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Joke time :)

Naked Wife

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
 

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Old 05-08-2014, 12:20 AM
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Lolzzzzzz ha ha ha poor lady i have one more

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A: They can both drive you crazy.
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Old 05-08-2014, 04:28 AM
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Here's one for all you webmasters & SEOers :


Where is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the 5th page of Google search results.
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Old 05-11-2014, 04:09 AM
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On the 5th page of Google search results.
Funny guy....

Is it just bad timing that i seen my website on page 5?
EEER! lol
 
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Old 05-16-2014, 06:38 AM
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Naked Wife

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

I have seen this on youtube with title " I'll give you 200 Euro if you drop the towel."
 
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I have seen this on youtube with title " I'll give you 200 Euro if you drop the towel."
+1, I think it was a commercial but I forget for what.

Here's another:
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,

“You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

“Why?”

“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
 
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Old 05-19-2014, 07:59 PM
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Drepal,

This is very good one. Will use as a tactic when approching beautiful lady
 
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Old 05-24-2014, 05:41 AM
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ha ha good jokes, one more

"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".
 
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There is a fellow who is talking to his buddy and says, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. I'm stumped." His buddy says, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" The first fellow does just that. The next day, his buddy asks, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"
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