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12-04-2006, 11:00 PM
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Suicide?
A man was sitting in a bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time." says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life." says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the neighbor. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life. And then you show up and drink the poison."
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12-05-2006, 12:04 AM
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LOL.
Just reminded me that a member here killed himself a while back.
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12-05-2006, 12:34 AM
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Good one 
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12-05-2006, 06:00 AM
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Now that is so bad.
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12-05-2006, 06:06 AM
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someone here died?
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12-05-2006, 06:15 AM
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Wow this forum really has a history 
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12-05-2006, 06:19 AM
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someone here died?
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Yep. Someone who first stirred up a few forums before he did it, if I remember correctly, he did seek attention somehow.
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12-05-2006, 06:27 AM
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He was a member of a few different places and the poor guy had issues/psychological probs.
Don't think he ever meant any harm to people, that was just the way he was.
Still a sad thing to happen though.
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12-05-2006, 06:33 AM
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But the joke is funny though... 
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12-05-2006, 07:08 AM
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Who was it?
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12-05-2006, 07:14 AM
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That is a good joke, too bad for the person here though......it would be a hard thing to think about!
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12-05-2006, 08:28 AM
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Well, I wasn't trying to dredge up bad memories. I thought the joke was funny and thought it would make a good post. Perhaps I should've named it Tough Luck or something similar. I was going to change the title after it was posted, but for some reason, I can't edit that post..
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12-05-2006, 10:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Julie
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I would be interested in knowing too.
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12-05-2006, 11:59 AM
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12-05-2006, 01:30 PM
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That was actually a little eerie. I clicked the link and what popped out was his avatar, then name, and finally right next to the name, "OFFLINE". Don't know. Just a little trippy. No disrespect intended here.
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Last edited by Taltos : 12-05-2006 at 01:31 PM.
Reason: spelling eerie
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12-05-2006, 02:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brian M
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time." says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life." says the little guy between sobs.. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life. And then you show up and drink the poison."
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oooohhh, poor innocent guy(truck driver)...  well, if this story really happened, this is sad.. coz without knowing that the drinks he drunk has a poison,and he was the one who got died instead of the litlle guy, who actually have a burden in his heart..
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12-05-2006, 02:49 PM
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LOL its funny
but after i read someone here had died.
It wasn't funny anymore.
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12-05-2006, 03:07 PM
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Joke..funny. Death..sad.. very sad.
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12-06-2006, 02:11 AM
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Nice joke!
But today, this suicide news will keep my mind away from my projects.
And thanks for posting the news link, BingoBalls!
I read the whole page and found this:
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"He used to be (awake) two or three days in a row," Israel Tulbure said, "and he was hooked to that computer. That computer was his life."
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Dead sad news but the guy sounds interesting.
Anyways...
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