Webmaster Forum

Go Back   Webmaster Forum > The Webmaster Forums > Forum Lobby

Forum Lobby The off-topic forum.


Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Share |
  #1  
Old 02-23-2007, 02:54 PM
suzjor's Avatar
suzjor suzjor is offline
v7n Mentor
 
Join Date: 07-26-06
Location: Texas
Posts: 3,410
iTrader: 1 / 100%
Why God Made Moms

Why God Made Moms

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make Mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make Mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are Mothers made of ?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your Mother & not some other Mom?

1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your Mom?

1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about Dad before she married him?

1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk
on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES
to chores?

Why did your Mom marry your Dad?

1. My Dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My Grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad's such a goof
ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between Moms & Dads?

1 . Moms work at work and work at home & Dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but Moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your Mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your Mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
 
Reply With Quote

Advertisement

Advertisement

  #2  
Old 02-23-2007, 03:02 PM
G10's Avatar
G10 G10 is offline
Super Moderator
 
Join Date: 05-10-04
Location: UK - Cheshire
Posts: 11,763
iTrader: 5 / 100%
LOL!

Thats pretty cool and I still think most of those things

Mums are also super-tough because if you read any autobiographies about hard men or gangsters, it doesn't matter how tough or scary they are, almost all always do what their mums tell them.
 
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 02-23-2007, 04:24 PM
Taltos's Avatar
Taltos Taltos is offline
v7n Mentor
 
Join Date: 11-22-06
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 1,797
iTrader: 0 / 0%
That's good. I'll have to ask my 3rd grade son these questions and see what he says. If its anything interesting, I'll post it. Well see.
 
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 02-23-2007, 05:26 PM
JW Design Center's Avatar
JW Design Center JW Design Center is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: 02-23-07
Location: Seattle, WA
Posts: 9
iTrader: 0 / 0%
oh see now THAT cracks me up. I have a 4 and a 5 year old and some of those answers could easily be a quote right out of their mouth! LOL
 
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 02-23-2007, 08:49 PM
suzjor's Avatar
suzjor suzjor is offline
v7n Mentor
 
Join Date: 07-26-06
Location: Texas
Posts: 3,410
iTrader: 1 / 100%
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltos View Post
That's good. I'll have to ask my 3rd grade son these questions and see what he says. If its anything interesting, I'll post it. Well see.
I think I just might do the same to my sons in K and 4th. This should be interesting!!
 
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 02-24-2007, 03:29 PM
KeithLDick's Avatar
KeithLDick KeithLDick is offline
Contributing Member
 
Join Date: 02-24-07
Posts: 139
iTrader: 0 / 0%
Hehe funny stuff, thanks for sharing...
 
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 02-24-2007, 03:55 PM
kristeejo's Avatar
kristeejo kristeejo is offline
xo mudslide
 
Join Date: 05-03-04
Posts: 7,762
iTrader: 2 / 100%
I'll ask my teenagers and will post what they say. ; ) Bet mine will be better than yours Taltos
 
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 02-25-2007, 07:53 AM
pctec's Avatar
pctec pctec is offline
v7n Mentor
 
Join Date: 11-09-06
Posts: 3,541
iTrader: 2 / 100%
hehehe

Those butty kids!
 
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 02-27-2007, 02:55 PM
Taltos's Avatar
Taltos Taltos is offline
v7n Mentor
 
Join Date: 11-22-06
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 1,797
iTrader: 0 / 0%
Quote:
Originally Posted by kristeejo View Post
I'll ask my teenagers and will post what they say. ; ) Bet mine will be better than yours Taltos

I don't know but I will be very interested to see what yours say
 
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 02-27-2007, 05:05 PM
Cricket's Avatar
Cricket Cricket is offline
No Longer Active
 
Join Date: 10-13-03
Location: Texas
Posts: 42,181
iTrader: 0 / 0%
Quote:
Originally Posted by Taltos View Post
I don't know but I will be very interested to see what yours say
I would be scared to see what her kids say!
 
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Old 02-27-2007, 06:39 PM
kristeejo's Avatar
kristeejo kristeejo is offline
xo mudslide
 
Join Date: 05-03-04
Posts: 7,762
iTrader: 2 / 100%
rofl - i would be too cricket
 
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 02-28-2007, 09:31 AM
Taltos's Avatar
Taltos Taltos is offline
v7n Mentor
 
Join Date: 11-22-06
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 1,797
iTrader: 0 / 0%
That would be the fun!!

I asked my son...he answered in a horribly older, practical and self-centered way.

"Because I wouldn't be here, besides mom's are nice"
 
Reply With Quote
Go Back   Webmaster Forum > The Webmaster Forums > Forum Lobby

Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Help me buy a gift - Moms / people who like cooking kiviniar Forum Lobby 18 05-06-2007 07:12 PM
Court rules boy has dad and 2 moms Aviva Forum Lobby 13 01-05-2007 01:16 PM
Yep, made it! Ferre Google Forum 26 06-09-2005 08:12 AM
Anywhere I can get a pre made docquesting Web Design Lobby 2 01-14-2005 05:37 PM


V7N Network
Get exposure! V7N I Love Photography V7N SEO Blog V7N Directory


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 10:06 AM.
Powered by vBulletin
Copyright 2000-2014 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.
Copyright © 2003 - 2018 VIX-WomensForum LLC