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05-13-2007, 01:00 PM
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Mistakes women make in bed
1. You stay quiet
2. You ignore his testicles
3. You don’t initiate
4. You’re too insecure
5. You don’t clean beforehand
6. You fake orgasm ( Never happened to me, but some men might not have my skills  )
7. You refuse to try something new
8. You don’t shave (Some women don't need to shave, and shaved is gross compared to waxed.)
9. You don’t listen to his moans (Guys moan? Ewww)
http://www.ladythrills.com/en/channe...en_make_bed/1/
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10. Asking for expensive gifts during sex. Not cool. |
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05-13-2007, 02:05 PM
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That is two post today along the same lines.
You need a cold shower!  |
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05-13-2007, 04:14 PM
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Farting in the 69 position - You know who you are women!
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05-13-2007, 04:30 PM
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11. Talk
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05-13-2007, 04:35 PM
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Are most women really like that? 
Men could probably learn a few things as well.
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05-13-2007, 04:37 PM
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You left out:
Wearing an old boyfriends t-shirt anywhere in your new boy friends vicinity, especially to bed.
"I mean, C'mon, that's just arrogant and inconsiderate!"
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05-13-2007, 08:08 PM
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5. You don’t clean beforehand
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Not too sure about this one. Isn't it kind of a nice surprise to encounter some toilet paper down there? |
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05-14-2007, 12:10 AM
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Originally Posted by John Scott
Not too sure about this one. Isn't it kind of a nice surprise to encounter some toilet paper down there?
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I hate when that happens, especially if it's dark and you don't know it's coming and it's like in the back of your throat and your choking and then you remember she just went to the toilet after coming back from the local Southern Indian restaurant where the Vindaloo is like the hottest thing this side of Bombay! |
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05-14-2007, 01:16 AM
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I wonder if there is any woman in this board, and how she thinks when reading this post  |
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05-14-2007, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted by John Scott
10. Asking for expensive gifts during sex. Not cool.
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#10's got to be the worst mistake a woman can make in bed. lol.
It can be as cruel as a cold shower (especially if you're broke). 
Last edited by jo_cstd : 05-14-2007 at 02:51 AM.
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05-14-2007, 02:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by John Scott
5. You don’t clean beforehand
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This one is a mood breaker. |
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05-14-2007, 07:41 AM
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05-14-2007, 08:22 AM
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Then I must be pretty good in bed if that is what you guys are complaining about.
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05-14-2007, 08:25 AM
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laura can you please ban everyone who posted in this thread?
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05-14-2007, 08:28 AM
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Yes. Yes I can.
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05-14-2007, 08:29 AM
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thank you and i love you.
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05-14-2007, 11:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kristeejo
thank you and i love you.
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I love the fact that you love her  |
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05-14-2007, 11:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kristeejo
thank you and i love you.
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I'll see your love and raise you a lesbian kiss (tongue). |
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05-14-2007, 11:13 AM
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Warrior Princess
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wow - what has happened to this place?! FREAKS I TELL YOU
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05-14-2007, 11:13 AM
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