Orgasm your way to a cleaner home

[StrongInTheArm]

After 15 years of no sex, a divorced woman in the US invents a sex toy you can connect to your vacuum cleaner. She claims, after 15 years it gave her an orgasm in 10 seconds.

If you need a giggle have a read, I laughed so much I nearly wet myself.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html

[Owen]

*chuckle* .. love the thread title

[pctec]

If its the only way to get my wife to vacuum, Im all for it

[ryukenden]

Interesting thread!

[Carter]

Haha. Well, I can imagine there would be a few more tidy homes

[Linda in NY]

And to think all this time, I have been vacuuming my floors to make them clean with no other motive !!! Boy am I dumb

[Cricket]

vacuuming?

[EBORG9]

[quote=StrongInTheArm;611713] I laughed so much I nearly wet myself.
/QUOTE]

.....never mind..too easy.

IMO another reason not to clean the house: "Well I started to honey, I got the vacuum cleaner out and everything."

Imagine coming home and catching your girl in bed with the Bissell

Seems she went much further than most for an orgasm. Most women don't wait 15 years, and then decide to break out the Drafting pencils to design something...even the most prudish women will go to the local Walmart and pick up a "Back Massager".

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by pctec

If its the only way to get my wife to vacuum, Im all for it

DING DING DING

YOU HAVE JUST WON MY FAVORITE POST OF THE DAY AWARD

[kristeejo]

Now if they can just come up for something with the mop....

[KeithCash]

Can the vacuum be used by men to vacuum or other things

Cheers

[TopShelfToys]

Send me a pm with link to product please, may need to get this in our inventory asap, and by our inventory I mean mine, and by inventory I mean my girlfriends house. Getting her to do laundry is easy (spin cycle). Glad theres finally a solution for vaCUMMING as well~ Reminds me of the vibe that you connect into your ipod and it vibrates to the music. There are some clever damn people out there these days~

[nks]

I have heard before vacuum-cleaner was earlier used for some (sexual) purpose, but not so direct in this manner!

Perhaps, the next thing, they might think of waterhose jet or something like that >_<

[DharmaConsulting]

ppl are nuts!

[StrongInTheArm]

Originally Posted by DharmaConsulting

ppl are nuts!

ppl are horny

Its amazing what an over active libido/imagination can make people do.

[ewomack]

Good to know the entreprenurial spirit is alive and well. And the woman seems much happier with a vaccuum than with a man.

[Cricket]

Originally Posted by ewomack

And the woman seems much happier with a vaccuum than with a man.

And that surprises you?

[Camille]

Originally Posted by ewomack

Good to know the entreprenurial spirit is alive and well. And the woman seems much happier with a vaccuum than with a man.

Well, you don't have to please the vacuum at the same time!

[Camille]

I wonder if this is where she got the idea from?

Picture is taken from The Joke Shop from the Bad Taste Bears section.