V7n Fortunes (for real) - Page 10

kristeejo · 08-15-2007, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Julie

Ok.... tell me mine.

Blue
Dixie

Julie -

Wrap your ankles with bacon on Thursday night and eat no pork over the weekend. Next week, beware of a man with fuzzy ears who wants to buy you a toe-ring and DO NOT lick a stamp on Tuesday.

chicgeek · 08-15-2007, 08:27 AM

KJ, I just had a smoothie and my shoe size is seven.

kristeejo · 08-15-2007, 08:38 AM

CHICGEEK

There will eventually be a major motion picture highlighting your fascinating journey through life. You will walk down the red carpet wearing a JLou "barely there" gown. DONT SIT DOWN IN THIS DRESS or you will only have 15 minutes of fame.

chicgeek · 08-15-2007, 08:39 AM

I'll stand at the back the theatre. Awesome.

Thanks Madame KJ!

Zap · 08-15-2007, 08:39 AM

I'm about to go for a smoke and it's garbage day in my neighbourhood?!?!?

chicgeek · 08-15-2007, 08:40 AM

(Stop smoking!)

Zap · 08-15-2007, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by chicgeek

(Stop smoking!)

Yeah, I know.

It's my mom's fault. I'm blaming her.

**G10** · 08-15-2007, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Zap

I'm about to go for a smoke and it's garbage day in my neighbourhood?!?!?

You got kids dude, quit the tabs, else I'll get nasty on your ass

kristeejo · 08-15-2007, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Zap

I'm about to go for a smoke and it's garbage day in my neighbourhood?!?!?

Zap - Stay out of the way of very large garbage trucks this week, especially GREEN ones. Avoid smoking in the light of the moon and listen carefully for the high pitched voice of a nearby owl.

Next week your fiercest enemy will leave jelly beans for you.

**Rankenstein** · 08-15-2007, 08:48 AM

*crossing KJ's palm with silver, and myrrh*

Madame KJ, what does the future hold for me? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?

kristeejo · 08-15-2007, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rankenstein

*crossing KJ's palm with silver, and myrrh*

Madame KJ, what does the future hold for me? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?

Rankenstein

with a nymphomaniac girlfriend, WHO THE HELL CARES?!

You will, however, encounter a notebook under a park bench that will lead to trouble with the CIA. Open it up and write the word FERRE on the front page and run.

**G10** · 08-15-2007, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rankenstein

*crossing KJ's palm with silver, and myrrh*

Madame KJ, what does the future hold for me? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?

No chance, you're a Manc!

Ya know I love you dude ;-)

**Rankenstein** · 08-15-2007, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by G10

No chance, you're a Manc!

Not my fault me mam fed us on chip barms and that. We couldn't afford a dentist, I had to swill me gob with cola 'til the bad teeth fell out. But we were proud, oh aye, etc. etc.

StrongInTheArm · 08-15-2007, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by G10

You got kids dude, quit the tabs, else I'll get nasty on your ass

More with the flirting, will you girls stop.

ewomack · 08-15-2007, 10:32 AM

Dear Madame,

I experienced a rather rapturous dream last eve wherein the philosopher Savepalli Radhakrishnan visited me in a field of old computer monitors (pre-flat screen) and declared that I am, indubitably, the infinite One.

Do I believe him?

kristeejo · 08-15-2007, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ewomack

Dear Madame,

I experienced a rather rapturous dream last eve wherein the philosopher Savepalli Radhakrishnan visited me in a field of old computer monitors (pre-flat screen) and declared that I am, indubitably, the infinite One.

Do I believe him?

The honorable Radhakrishnan once visited Gio and gave him a hidden aphrodisiac. Do I need to say more?

Julie · 08-15-2007, 10:37 AM

Madame KJ -

I am going on a short trip this weekend. What should I expect or avoid?