V7n Fortunes (for real)

[budin]

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Hit Me Madam KJ!

[Zap]

Is anyone else getting hungry when thinking about the bacon on Julie's ankles?

[Julie]

Originally Posted by Zap

Is anyone else getting hungry when thinking about the bacon on Julie's ankles?

Freak!

KJ must want all the neighborhood animals to attack me

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by budin

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Hit Me Madam KJ!

Budin

Tomorrow you will meet a homeless man who has no teeth. Kiss him ever so gently on the cheek then quickly run away.

Carry a Q-tip in your pocket all next week.

[joecacia]

Originally Posted by G10

I wouldn't worry about that, I think you are quite safe on that front, girl

Though my teddy-bears may have something to say about that! ;-)

wehhhh , I am safe!

Where is your teddy-bears though?
Don't tell them, keep it a secret.

[intruth]

Eyes: = Dark Brown

1st Pet Name = Snoopy

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by intruth

Eyes: = Dark Brown

1st Pet Name = Snoopy

intruth - Find a man with very large feet and ask him what his favorite snack is. Eat that snack twice a day for 3 days and your digits will grow 2 inches.

[Domestic Diva]

I'm in the market for another fortune. Thank goodness I was able to avoid the circus freaks from your previous one.

Eyes: Brownish

Pet: Duke

[StrongInTheArm]

Originally Posted by kristeejo

intruth - Find a man with very large feet and ask him what his favorite snack is. Eat that snack twice a day for 3 days and your digits will grow 2 inches.

My nephew has size 17 feet and likes pickled onion crisps (potato snacks) if that helps.

[Julie]

Ok... I"m up for another. The first time I gave you my first dog's name.. so this time I'll give you my first cat's name.

eyes= blue
pet = Axl



(you're hilarious, btw!)

[intruth]

intruth - Find a man with very large feet and ask him what his favorite snack is. Eat that snack twice a day for 3 days and your digits will grow 2 inches.

Wow that funny I called a friend and asked what his favorite snack was...

Turns out I have been eating everyday for 20 years...Guess i'll have to strp it up to twice a day for a few days.

[intruth]

intruth - Find a man with very large feet and ask him what his favorite snack is. Eat that snack twice a day for 3 days and your digits will grow 2 inches.

Wow that funny I called a friend and asked what his favorite snack was...

Turns out I have been eating everyday for 20 years...Guess i'll have to step it up to twice a day for a few days.

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by do-over

I'm in the market for another fortune. Thank goodness I was able to avoid the circus freaks from your previous one.

Eyes: Brownish

Pet: Duke

do-over

Purchase an exotic pet in the next six months and you'll avoid your inlaws. Avoid walking under ceiling fans for the next few weeks and NEVER use kitchen utensils in bed again.

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by Julie

Ok... I"m up for another. The first time I gave you my first dog's name.. so this time I'll give you my first cat's name.

eyes= blue
pet = Axl



(you're hilarious, btw!)

Julie

You will soon bump your head and begin to have psychic dreams. Call 911 immediately and convey your dreams to the operator. Avoid the men in the white coats until you've proven yourself.

[G10]

I should know better than to ask again here KJ, as after the last one, my life went all topsy turvy, but......

Eyes - Chestnut Brown
Pet - Georgina

[Domestic Diva]

Thanks, Madame KJ!

Originally Posted by kristeejo

do-over

Purchase an exotic pet in the next six months and you'll avoid your inlaws.

Hmm, if it's a "man-eating" exotic pet, I could avoid my in laws forever. . .

Originally Posted by kristeejo

NEVER use kitchen utensils in bed again.

My husband will thank you for that. Apparently the garlic press causes a lot of pain. . . .



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[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by G10

I should know better than to ask again here KJ, as after the last one, my life went all topsy turvy, but......

Eyes - Chestnut Brown
Pet - Georgina

First off, who in the name of all that is holy names their pet Georgina?!

Gio

You will begin teaching a course in the next few years training manly men how to better suit their female counterparts. This course will gain world wide recognition and soon you'll be more familiar to housewives than Dr. Phil.

A v7n regular will sell their story to the Enquirer about your love of pink thongs, which will spark a call from Richard Simmons. Caution: if you do the ROCKIN TO THE 80'S dance dvd with Richard, your career will be over.

[Brian]

give it to me kristee.
i move saturday.