V7n Fortunes (for real)

[G10]

Originally Posted by Rankenstein

I'm a sucker for women in boots!

Oh yeah!

Hell, I'd probably even melt if I saw you in thigh high boots

[Julie]

What's funny is that Christy knew about your love of boots.

[G10]

aha, that girl can be pretty scary sometimes

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by Rankenstein

I'm a sucker for women in boots!

Madame KJ,
I've had two lattes today and my g/f just bought the third season of Battlestar Galactica. Navigate the murky future for me and tell me all the stuff.

Rankenstein

Caffeine may be your savior tonight. Stamina is your best friend during your time in the milky way. ; )

[Julie]

Looks like Rank is gonna have a good time tonight!

Can I get a fortune like that?

[chicgeek]

Hit me KJ! My bigs toes are longer than my second toes, and I'm wearing a silver watch.

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by Julie

Looks like Rank is gonna have a good time tonight!

Can I get a fortune like that?

Your smile didn't get that wide simply by wanting people to wonder why.

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by chicgeek

Hit me KJ! My bigs toes are longer than my second toes, and I'm wearing a silver watch.

chic

you are so hot, that watch will be in liquid form by days end.

[Alfredito]

Brown
Max

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by Alfredito

Brown
Max

Alfredito

Too many tootsie rolls and cavities follow. You aren't gay just because you can't twist off beer caps without using your shirt.

The long stand in line for it will be worth your wait.

[chicgeek]

Originally Posted by kristeejo

chic

you are so hot, that watch will be in liquid form by days end.

Forget I asked!

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by chicgeek

Hit me KJ! My bigs toes are longer than my second toes, and I'm wearing a silver watch.

You will no longer be overly sensitive about your good looks. Instead, you will embrace your god-given beauty and begin to give advice to those who aren't so fortunate.

BTW, you aren't pregnant. It's merely gas. (i'll withhold from a great hot gas joke)

[lloyd.velarde@gmail.]

Originally Posted by kristeejo

Lloyd

I always found it interesting that Lloyd has two "l's" in it instead of one. What really warrants the extra L?

Your comfort will increase if you stop sucking your thumb at night. There's a cat that will get in your way this week. Make chinese food.

you are great! madam KJ...

thanks!

[G10]

Well Madame KJ, you already knew that this moment was going to arise as you foresaw it at a much earlier time

I don't know what I have to offer as I have only ever had 2 pets and you have worked on both but;

Do you have any advise on any possible travels I may make in the future please? Dear God, this is the point where I really wished I had never asked!

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by G10

Well Madame KJ, you already knew that this moment was going to arise as you foresaw it at a much earlier time

I don't know what I have to offer as I have only ever had 2 pets and you have worked on both but;

Do you have any advise on any possible travels I may make in the future please? Dear God, this is the point where I really wished I had never asked!

gio

it is urgent that you take a trip as soon as possible to the US of A. There are many females there who need your services. Pay no attention to fellow brits (especially those with really bizarre facial hair) who may warn you of the crime in the states.

If you do not obey the madame, until your last breath, you will have your cheeks squeezed by little old british ladies.

[chicgeek]

LOL.

[Cricket]

All those females vying for his attention, and so little time. What man could possibly ask for more.

[Julie]

Do me! Do me!

I'm drinking strawberry-lime flavoured soda, and I have a red car (and a black one).

What does the future have in store for me?