V7n Fortunes (for real)

[suzjor]

Hazel
Justice

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by suzjor

Hazel
Justice

Who would name their pet Justice?

Suzjor - someone will call you Suzi by weeks end. You'll die an old lady comfortable in your bed - wait that was from that movie. Scratch that.

let me focus...

ok - A night this week you will order pizza and it will give you the worst heartburn you've ever experienced. You'll be up all night and on this night you will have a fantastic idea.

Part your hair on the other side for the next three days or else.

[suzjor]

Wouldn't surprise me about pizza since I have tons of family coming in this week. Ok...I'll part my hair to save my fragile heart. Thanks dear

[Cricket]

I tried

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by Cricket

I tried

tomorrow will be a great day because you put so much effort into giving me rep

[Cricket]

Originally Posted by kristeejo

tomorrow will be a great day because you put so much effort into giving me rep

WOW! You really do have the gift of knowing the future, don't you?

[kristeejo]

Yes I do. Any doubters just let me know.

[Brian]

blue/green
patches



this should be good

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by Brian

blue/green
patches



this should be good

How can you make a decision if you don't even know what color your eyes are boy?

Because of your indecisiveness, I predict you will either become a monk and never speak a word of the last 10 years of your life or you will have 10,000+ sexual partners and will become the new Dr. Ruth for Gen X.

[Brian]

where was the abra cadabra?? i want my money back!

[the idea of becoming a monk high in the mountains has crossed my mind ]

[kristeejo]

and the idea of having 10,000 sexual partners hasnt

*scoff*

See, why do you question me Brian?

[G10]

Brown
Joey - (budgies name when I was a kid)

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by G10

Brown
Joey - (budgies name when I was a kid)

G10, first the fact you named your pet a boys name tells me you secretly wanted an effeminate brother to beat up.

You MUST shave your head this week or you will lose every single hair on the top of your head in the next four years. After shaving your head, you must post the photos on here so your children aren't born with hare lips. (no pun intended people this is SERIOUS)

I foresee you marrying a beautiful girl from Ohio with knee high boots after a courtship that would make even the truest romantic blush.

[Brian]

Originally Posted by kristeejo

and the idea of having 10,000 sexual partners hasnt

I don't state the obvious, obvious

[G10]

What can I say, I'm impressed, you're good

Can't argue with a word of it!

[chicgeek]

brown - tora!

fortune me!

[kristeejo]

Chicgeek

You will continue to make friends on v7n and eventually you will find your true love while removing his spam links.

Broaden your horizons. Loosen your load. Strengthen your shoulders.

Eat at a buffet on Thursday.

[sfod_d223]

Green
Rex

[South]

Brown

Puppy Chow