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10-27-2007, 09:47 AM
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LMAO GIO
reallll funny but YOU AIN'T NO MADAME KJ!
YOU, my dear, will soon join a circus.
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10-27-2007, 09:48 AM
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KJ - do me.
Gio, I'm not going to ask you to tell my fortune. 
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10-27-2007, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Julie
KJ - do me.
Gio, I'm not going to ask you to tell my fortune. 
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Julie - do an extra shot of espresso on monday morning. Be cautious around rain gutters and never, under any circumstances, take your clothes off at the supermarket.
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10-27-2007, 11:15 PM
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Madame, KJ...if you have a moment
My toenails are painted red and I burned my tongue on my decaf tonight.
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10-28-2007, 04:54 AM
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Heather
Wear sunglasses at dusk one day on thursday or you'll lose an eye in a lawnmower accident.
Call your husband daddy in bed for a night you won't soon forget. (throw in 'shamon' and grab your crotch for O-O-O)
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10-28-2007, 04:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kristeejo
LMAO GIO
reallll funny but YOU AIN'T NO MADAME KJ!
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Give it time Miss Eva Braun.
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10-28-2007, 11:44 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kristeejo
Heather
Wear sunglasses at dusk one day on thursday or you'll lose an eye in a lawnmower accident.
Call your husband daddy in bed for a night you won't soon forget. (throw in 'shamon' and grab your crotch for O-O-O)
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ROFL!
omg...I need to call a therapist after that one!  Thanks, Madame!
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01-28-2008, 02:16 PM
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I'm reviving an old thread. This place needs some fun again.
Kristeeeeee... what's your prediction these days?
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01-28-2008, 04:08 PM
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It has been somewhat boring in here lately.
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Julie
Your physical therapist recently had a sex change and finds ways to rub his new parts on you. I suggest you make animal noises when you feel he's too close to scare him away.
Don't judge streakers too harshly. You will marry a man who has been arrested for streaking at a baseball game. Start digging the hole in your backyard for his mother now.
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01-28-2008, 04:13 PM
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Jesus Christy, you is one warped individual... lol!
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01-28-2008, 04:13 PM
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My turn! 
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01-28-2008, 04:26 PM
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It has been somewhat boring in here lately.
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Julie
Your physical therapist recently had a sex change and finds ways to rub his new parts on you. I suggest you make animal noises when you feel he's too close to scare him away.
Don't judge streakers too harshly. You will marry a man who has been arrested for streaking at a baseball game. Start digging the hole in your backyard for his mother now.
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Christy, you have a sick and twisted mind. 
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01-28-2008, 05:47 PM
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Quote:
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My turn! 
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Cricket
This week you will receive an invitation to a party. This party has a hidden agenda. Bring condoms.
P.S. Be sure to blog about it after the fact. I want to live vicariously through you Cricket.
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01-28-2008, 06:29 PM
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ROFLMAO ....
I love ya girl! 
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01-29-2008, 02:26 AM
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Ah, KJ's still saying the old sooths!
Madame KJ, what horrors await me?
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01-29-2008, 04:01 AM
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I would strongly suggest changing your style of underwear. The tightness of those thongs are giving you the stinging sensation.
Next week, you will meet your future ex-wife.
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01-29-2008, 08:17 AM
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^^ that was a cool prediction (meeting his future ex-wife) 
how about me?
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01-29-2008, 08:44 AM
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