V7n Fortunes (for real)

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by JamieJelly

brown
charlie

do me do me!

JamieJelly, don't let your right foot touch the ground when you urinate for the next 24 hours. THIS IS IMPORTANT TRUST ME.

Tomorrow, be on the look out for a tall, handsome man who will introduce you to wise owl who will show you the way to freedom. Be careful with rolling your eyes, they will have a tendency to stick.

[Jesse Vlasveld]

Originally Posted by kristeejo

Jesse, this month you will meet a "wobbly-eyed" girl who will guide you to make great potato salad.

My god.. a wobbly-eyed girl..

And potato salad ? Ewwww

I demand a better fortune!

[suzjor]

Originally Posted by kristeejo

Who would name their pet Justice?

Never really thought about it until now. Maybe b/c my husband's first pet's name was Jezebel

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by Jesse Vlasveld

My god.. a wobbly-eyed girl..

And potato salad ? Ewwww

I demand a better fortune!

Don't disrespect the wobbly-eyed girl! she will lead you to good things INCLUDING potato salad Jesse.

I predict this thread will cost me many $$ because I can't work when I know my people need my direction.

[Jesse Vlasveld]

Originally Posted by kristeejo

Don't disrespect the wobbly-eyed girl! she will lead you to good things INCLUDING potato salad Jesse.

I predict this thread will cost me many $$ because I can't work when I know my people need my direction.

I'm sorry.. But why potato salad!

(Going to google wobbly-eyed)

edit. my god wobbly eyes are more disgusting then potato salad!

[kristeejo]

Keep it up Jesse, and I'll predict the wobbly-eyes IN the potato salad

[Jesse Vlasveld]

Oh I would *love it if a wobbly-eyed girl would teach me to make potato salad!

* read utterly disgusting

[Linda in NY]

Brown
Dutchess

Make my day Girlfriend !

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by Linda in NY

Brown
Dutchess

Make my day Girlfriend !

Linda, Upon your nearing travels you will find yourself in a situation where you have to make a choice using your scruples. DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU THINK YOU SHOULD DO.

Eat pears covered in pepper and your breast size will increase.

[Linda in NY]

Originally Posted by kristeejo

Eat pears covered in pepper and your breast size will increase.

What and have to get rid of all my comfortable over-the-shoulder-pebble-holders.

Are you crazy ! Rhetorical question huh ?

And you didn't mention Cricket and Suzjor and their endowments, big, small or middle of the road !! Why you gotta pick on me

[kristeejo]

Listen people - I'm just reading your vibes. I can't help what your vibes tell me! Quit whinin! ; )

[Linda in NY]

Okay, my bad.

I do have a question, would that be red pepper or black pepper and are those Bartlett Pears, and do the pears have to be fresh or can they be canned ?

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by Linda in NY

Okay, my bad.

I do have a question, would that be red pepper or black pepper and are those Bartlett Pears, and do the pears have to be fresh or can they be canned ?

LOL - I truly love you.

Must be Bartlett fresh -must be CAYENNE pepper

hehe

[KeithCash]

Blue
Chico

Lay it on me.

[lordspace]

thanks kristeejo.
By the way last week I and some friends went to niagara falls and there was a black squirrel. It didn't tell me anything. It seems it was too early for my lesson

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by KeithCash

Blue
Chico

Lay it on me.

KeithCash - Spend your savings buying stocks in rubber lamps. It'll pay off in no more than 15 years.

Wear a dark trenchcoat, find the nearest alley and walk slowly down the alley in the dark. Kiss the first person who approaches you, whether they have a knife or not.

[kristeejo]

Originally Posted by lordspace

thanks kristeejo.
By the way last week I and some friends went to niagara falls and there was a black squirrel. It didn't tell me anything. It seems it was too early for my lesson

Maybe you just didn't know to listen?

[chicgeek]