V7n Fortunes (for real) - Page 5

kristeejo · 06-05-2007, 09:58 AM

Not all fortunes are good gentlemen. I'm gonna go work out and focus on both of you and i'll see what the spirits tell me.

KeithCash · 06-05-2007, 11:36 AM

Think good thoughts

Ohmmmmmmm

May the force be with you

Linda in NY · 06-05-2007, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by kristeejo

LOL - I truly love you.

Must be Bartlett fresh -must be CAYENNE pepper

hehe

This thread is too funny, you got it going on girl.

I love Bartlett Pears too, thank you, thank you

I tried to rep you, but it said something like I gotta spread it around first, won't I get a reputation myself doing that ?

Plus there was nothing about that in my fortune, either, neither. So why take a chance.

kristeejo · 06-05-2007, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by KeithCash

Oh great, I just the other day bought stock in ceramic lamps???darn.

I do the dark trench coat thing just to keep the reflexes sharp.
some where around Columbus, Ohio

My second dog was named : Connie

Do you thing that will make my fortunes better.

Keith out

Cheers

After working out and focusing on Connie (she was a bitch) I did receive some additional vibes for you.

You will soon be caught in a storm. Instead of running for cover, embrace the storm. Throw your arms in the air like you just don't care and truly EMBRACE the storm.

If you click your heels together at the moment the lightening rod strikes the tree next to you, you avoid contracting TB next year.

NEXT.

kristeejo · 06-05-2007, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesse Vlasveld

Would my fortune be any better if I named all the 5 cats we have in house at the moment ?

Mickey
Spikey
Ethan
Roxy
Thommy

After much focus on you Jesse, the forces have decided you have far too much pussy in your life. (i'm talking about all those cats people)

Taltos · 06-05-2007, 01:24 PM

Madame KJ, you are awesome!

OK, my turn:

Green
Thumper

* nervous finger tapping awaiting the fortune *

Brian · 06-05-2007, 02:20 PM

kristy, it's a new day that means i need a new fortune

i guess this means you need two new facts about me... my shoe size is 12 and my pants size is 30

pctec · 06-05-2007, 03:23 PM

Blue
King

Stitchy626 · 06-05-2007, 06:40 PM

Blue
Spike

kristeejo · 06-05-2007, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Taltos

Madame KJ, you are awesome!

OK, my turn:

Green
Thumper

* nervous finger tapping awaiting the fortune *

Taltos, you will soon encounter a woman with a very large nose who will direct you to a new career. Wear more deodorant. Don't cross any roads on Thursday.

kristeejo · 06-05-2007, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian

kristy, it's a new day that means i need a new fortune

i guess this means you need two new facts about me... my shoe size is 12 and my pants size is 30

Bryan - (yeah i spelled that wrong on purpose)

Your shoe size blows the well-known theory out of the water. Speaking of water, there is a great chance of drowning in a bathtub in the month of August. I recommend showers the whole month as opposed to bubble baths.

Keep your eyes peeled for a woman in pearls.

kristeejo · 06-05-2007, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by pctec

Blue
King

pctech - you will soon have a chance encounter with a well-known lesbian. ask her what perfume she wears and buy it for your wife immediately.

Tell your doctor about the itch.

kristeejo · 06-05-2007, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Stitchy626

Blue
Spike

Stitchy - three can be a good number. There's a treasure buried in your backyard. Dig and you shall find it.

Don't cry when it's raining and don't wear undergarments on Saturday.

css25 · 06-05-2007, 08:04 PM

brown
no pet so far.

kristeejo · 06-05-2007, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by css25

brown
no pet so far.

css - go hang out by the cauliflower at the local supermarket produce department. Give a candy bar to the first person who approaches you to see if you need help. Don't say a word to them and walk away.

When using a public restroom stall in the month of August, hold your feet up and count to 20 before leaving the stall.

lordspace · 06-05-2007, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by kristeejo

Maybe you just didn't know to listen?

au contraire.

I tried to hear every single noise coming from the squirrel

Jesse Vlasveld · 06-06-2007, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by kristeejo

After much focus on you Jesse, the forces have decided you have far too much pussy in your life. (i'm talking about all those cats people)

So you're telling me that I should go kill some pussy ? (yes the cats people)

potchie · 06-06-2007, 02:11 AM

black

yuvie