V7n Fortunes (for real) - Page 7

StrongInTheArm · 06-07-2007, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by kristeejo

Just remember, speed is not a good substitute for accuracy.

Hey, are you bugging my bedroom or something? That's what my wife sometimes says with a rather annoyed look in her eye

kristeejo · 06-07-2007, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by StrongInTheArm

Hey, are you bugging my bedroom or something? That's what my wife sometimes says with a rather annoyed look in her eye

I am the all-knowing one. Ask my children.

**Rankenstein** · 06-07-2007, 06:12 AM

Oh, no, one of those know-it-alls.

Costin Trifan · 06-07-2007, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by kristeejo

Costin, Next Tuesday will be a good day for you...an 82 year old hooker will approach you with a deal you can't refuse.

82...

come on...couldn't she be a little bit younger...??

StrongInTheArm · 06-08-2007, 06:40 AM

Dear friend Madman, I mean Madam KJ, the all pervading, prescient one, she of boundless knowledge and fathomless skills, she from whom you must avert your gaze for fear of being stuck down by her womanly virtues, adviser to the stars, counselor of royalty, loved and cherished by the poor masses of the v7 Network, holder of the sacred orb of knowledge and the expanding waist line of fecundity, I great you and bid you a peaceful weekend.

Your labours this week were immense, recharge your psychotic, I mean psychic energy. Rest peacefully and let your mind wander the eight dimensions it must surely encompass. Think not of your masses for we will wait patiently for your return.

And especially keep out of my bedroom, there's gonna be some bumping and grinding going on and I don't want you looking over my shoulder from whatever dimension your in.

kristeejo · 06-08-2007, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by StrongInTheArm

Dear friend Madman, I mean Madam KJ, the all pervading, prescient one, she of boundless knowledge and fathomless skills, she from whom you must avert your gaze for fear of being stuck down by her womanly virtues, adviser to the stars, counselor of royalty, loved and cherished by the poor masses of the v7 Network, holder of the sacred orb of knowledge and the expanding waist line of fecundity, I great you and bid you a peaceful weekend.

Your labours this week were immense, recharge your psychotic, I mean psychic energy. Rest peacefully and let your mind wander the eight dimensions it must surely encompass. Think not of your masses for we will wait patiently for your return.

And especially keep out of my bedroom, there's gonna be some bumping and grinding going on and I don't want you looking over my shoulder from whatever dimension your in.

ROFL - If you took half the energy that you must have taken to write this synopsis and used that on FOREPLAY, you certainly would have a better chance of the Madame believing all that bragging about bumping and grinding.

**Cricket** · 06-08-2007, 11:18 AM

If I change my eye color, can I have a new fortune that says I will wake up tomorrow with a brand new outlook on life - or at least one that is closer to normal.

kristeejo · 06-08-2007, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Cricket

If I change my eye color, can I have a new fortune that says I will wake up tomorrow with a brand new outlook on life - or at least one that is closer to normal.

Cricket - why in the name of all that is holy do you want so much to be normal?! I strive to be ABnormal (yeah it works huh)

I predict next year will be the best year of your life. You will find everything your soul is searching for and will be more fulfilled than ever in your life.

StrongInTheArm · 06-13-2007, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by kristeejo

ROFL

Was that like a hieni dropping moment, cos me and Ed are waiting for that video.

ewomack · 06-13-2007, 11:42 AM

And when does the bidding start!?!?!

StrongInTheArm · 06-13-2007, 11:49 AM

As soon as the video is in my hand

temyong · 06-14-2007, 02:38 AM

How about dark brown eyes?

Brian · 06-14-2007, 03:11 AM

any fortunes for me kristeeeee. i'm working a 12 hour shift today would like to see something when i get back

Mr_Kumar · 06-14-2007, 05:16 AM

Brown
No pet

kristeejo · 06-14-2007, 05:40 AM

Mr_Kumar

Today you will meet a white haired man who will direct you away from the light. Beware of the floppy hat lady. Her "evil eye" will break your kneecaps if you aren't careful.

Tomorrow will be a gassy day for you. Steer clear of closed up meetings.

Costin Trifan · 06-14-2007, 05:50 AM

Dear Madame KJ, may I have another review, please?

I still didn't met that 82 years old lady

farooqaaa · 06-14-2007, 06:50 AM

Black
Mettoo

Zap · 06-14-2007, 07:37 AM

I'm going to nervously ask you to do me again cuz the last time you hit me, I almost went gay!