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I'm going to nervously ask you to do me again cuz the last time you hit me, I almost went gay!  |
Zap, Wear a bow tie to your next meeting and the business will be yours. Quit urinating in public or you'll be charged with public indecency and end up in a mexican jail. Don't underestimate the worth of girth.
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06-14-2007, 08:31 AM
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I wish I am lucky :p
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06-14-2007, 09:10 AM
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Quality Links, Pick up the next coin you see on the ground and bury it four feet underground and plant a tree on top of it. It may turn into a money tree.
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06-14-2007, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by kristeejo
Zap, Wear a bow tie to your next meeting and the business will be yours.
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Perfect! I have one that matches my suspenders and my pocket protector. 
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Originally Posted by kristeejo
Quit urinating in public or you'll be charged with public indecency and end up in a mexican jail.
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I never get to have any fun!  Mexico is a dangerous place for Canadians.
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Don't underestimate the worth of girth.
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You know it, girl! 
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06-15-2007, 10:31 AM
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I'm in need of a new fortune, Ms. KJ.
Toenails: clean, unpainted.
Current cat: Sumi, stupid black gorgeous fluff.
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06-15-2007, 11:30 AM
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I'm in need of a new fortune, Ms. KJ.
Toenails: clean, unpainted.
Current cat: Sumi, stupid black gorgeous fluff.
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Your cat is Star Jones?!
Anyway to the fortune.
chicgeek, this weekend will be memorable if you allow it to be. It's interesting you mentioned your toenails and the lack of color - this weekend, you will meet a man in a restaurant who will be sucking on those colorless toes for pleasure. You will get them painted...for desert.
Avoid wearing high heels on Tuesday. If you ignore my advice, you heel will get stuck in a crack at the top of 4 floors of marble stairs. Need I say more?
Wash your sheets.
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06-15-2007, 12:51 PM
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06-15-2007, 12:54 PM
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I can't give Christy any more green!!! LOL
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06-15-2007, 02:22 PM
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I wouldn't even dream of asking for another reading as I'm still getting panic attacks from the last one 
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06-15-2007, 02:45 PM
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I could use a new one too.
My coffee is black and my hair is brown.
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06-15-2007, 04:05 PM
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Suzjor, your weekend will be filled with midgets (little people *whatever*) and whipped cream. I'm not sure what that means, but it will surely make for a great story. Can't wait to hear all about that one.
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06-15-2007, 04:06 PM
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Gio - You will soon have a wild sexual affair with an incredibly sexy woman with long dark hair, short legs and very long black boots. Take lots of vitamin E in preparation.
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06-15-2007, 04:09 PM
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I could use a new one too.
My coffee is black and my hair is brown.
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You like your ladies like you like your coffee. Strong and black - don't be afraid to admit it. Honesty will build your integrity.
Wild boars could cause you great harm on your next expedition especially if you don't cut pork completely out of your diet.
Flies can be a great source of protein.
Anna Nicole Smith is trying to use you as a mouthpiece to the world. It's ok to let it happen.
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06-15-2007, 04:10 PM
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Sure hope Gio's girlfriend has long dark hair!  |
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06-15-2007, 04:14 PM
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girlfriend schmirlfriend
Cricket
this weekend will be filled with hoes and bitches. you will learn the art of pimping and will become successful in your new internet venture.
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06-15-2007, 04:15 PM
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Now how did I get drug back into this? I am gonna hide on my couch all weekend and ready trashy novels. |
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06-15-2007, 04:28 PM
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Quote:
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Gio - You will soon have a wild sexual affair with an incredibly sexy woman with long dark hair, short legs and very long black boots. Take lots of vitamin E in preparation.
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How much is it going to cost me to get G10's destiny??? |
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06-15-2007, 04:33 PM
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