V7n Fortunes (for real) - Page 9

kristeejo · 06-21-2007, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by dburr99

Blue
Kona

dburr, someone will try to kidnap you and hold you prisoner in a Chinese bakery. steer clear of chinatown for the next year.

ptamdagr8 · 06-21-2007, 09:30 AM

wat is this all about??

StrongInTheArm · 06-21-2007, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ptamdagr8

wat is this all about??

I think she knew you were going to ask that.

Be more respectful in this thread or she'll give you the evil eye.

ptamdagr8 · 06-21-2007, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by StrongInTheArm

I think she knew you were going to ask that.

Be more respectful in this thread or she'll give you the evil eye.

oh.. is that the code here?? better be nice then.. LOL

kristeejo · 06-23-2007, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ptamdagr8

wat is this all about??

i'm still getting vibes from you even though you did not follow my instructions...so the fortune will be spewed anyway.

ptamdagr, <theres more vowels than a, btw> there are tiny spiders in your pillow that will crawl inside your ear during the night on thursday. they won't hurt you, but they will cause you to want to see every new episode of the price is right.

ptamdagr8 · 06-23-2007, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by kristeejo

i'm still getting vibes from you even though you did not follow my instructions...so the fortune will be spewed anyway.

ptamdagr, <theres more vowels than a, btw> there are tiny spiders in your pillow that will crawl inside your ear during the night on thursday. they won't hurt you, but they will cause you to want to see every new episode of the price is right.

ok ok.. dark brown, michael.. now gimme my fortune

kristeejo · 06-23-2007, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ptamdagr8

ok ok.. dark brown, michael.. now gimme my fortune

I GAVE YOU YOUR FORTUNE - IT ONLY GETS WORSE:

there are HUNDREDS OF tiny HAIRY BLACK spiders in your pillow that will crawl inside your ear during the night on thursday. they MAY OR MAY NOT hurt you, but they will cause you to want to see every new episode of the price is right AND FANTASIZE ABOUT BOB BARKER IN THE NUDE.

ptamdagr8 · 06-24-2007, 08:43 AM

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Originally Posted by kristeejo

I GAVE YOU YOUR FORTUNE - IT ONLY GETS WORSE:

there are HUNDREDS OF tiny HAIRY BLACK spiders in your pillow that will crawl inside your ear during the night on thursday. they MAY OR MAY NOT hurt you, but they will cause you to want to see every new episode of the price is right AND FANTASIZE ABOUT BOB BARKER IN THE NUDE.

well... how can u pay my fortune even before i tell u my eye color n the name of my first pet???

kristeejo · 06-24-2007, 11:47 AM

I felt your vibes. Don't question the Madame.

ptamdagr8 · 06-24-2007, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by kristeejo

I felt your vibes. Don't question the Madame.

i felt ur vibes too ma'am.... i jst wanted to get my fortune and get rich..

kristeejo · 08-15-2007, 06:31 AM

...to all who doubted my psychic ability....

BAM! I know all of your fortunes have either become a reality already or you can see them bubbling into fruition. ....fruition....that's such a weird word.

Domestic Diva · 08-15-2007, 06:43 AM

Dearest Madame KJ,

What does the future hold for me?

Love and kisses,

do-over

**G10** · 08-15-2007, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by kristeejo

The madame KJ is here to tell you all what you have to look forward to. I don't need your birthday to do this - all I need is your eye color and the name of your first pet.

do-over, this is her first post so I think you need to reveal these to her first (

) and she can help you

kristeejo · 08-15-2007, 06:47 AM

DoOver

You will soon meet a fair maiden from the local circus in the produce department. She will ask you about garlic and you are to invite her and her posse' to dinner that very same night. Beware of the tight rope walker but embrace his monkey.

EDIT: I felt her vibes even without the items initially needed.

joecacia · 08-15-2007, 06:51 AM

Brown
Max

kristeejo · 08-15-2007, 06:55 AM

joecacia

your smile will melt a kings heart and he will soon replace his sword with a paintbrush. you will dance for the king and he will become a world famous graffiti artist.

joecacia · 08-15-2007, 06:57 AM

LOL @ Kristy, is this king is GIO?
LOL

Did I just say that? I think his girl will kill me today

Domestic Diva · 08-15-2007, 07:06 AM

Oops! I forgot to list those things you needed. I'm glad you were able to feel my. . .er. . . vibes.

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Originally Posted by kristeejo

DoOver

You will soon meet a fair maiden from the local circus in the produce department. She will ask you about garlic and you are to invite her and her posse' to dinner that very same night. Beware of the tight rope walker but embrace his monkey.

EDIT: I felt her vibes even without the items initially needed.

LOL!

Since I don't like monkeys or circuses - I think I'll avoid the store for a few days.

Thanks!