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Old 06-04-2007, 09:58 AM
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The madame KJ is here to tell you all what you have to look forward to. I don't need your birthday to do this - all I need is your eye color and the name of your first pet.
 
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Old 06-04-2007, 10:01 AM
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Old 06-04-2007, 10:02 AM
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Zap - you will soon meet Captain Kangaroo on a cruise and will consider a homosexual fling, even if just for a moment.
 
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Old 06-04-2007, 10:07 AM
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Zap - you will soon meet Captain Kangaroo on a cruise and will consider a homosexual fling, even if just for a moment.
Good to know.

Thanks.... I think.
 
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Old 06-04-2007, 10:21 AM
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Old 06-04-2007, 10:57 AM
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:05 AM
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:13 AM
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Ed - you will soon meet a one-eyed monster named Fred and invite him for dinner. He will be a bit on the tough side.
 
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:14 AM
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Jesse...oh Jesse...

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Old 06-04-2007, 11:16 AM
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I await your pearls of wisdom with bated breath!
Watley - I knew that was your pet's name and could've predicted it beforehand to show the nay-sayers I'm for real.

Gray eyes tells me a lot about you. One day soon, you'll be riding your tricycle along the highway and just as you're about to get off at your exit, you'll be squished by a mack truck.

I'm sorry, but some fortunes aren't good. I'm authentic.

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Old 06-04-2007, 11:16 AM
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:18 AM
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The fact that you put an adjective before your eye color means you are anal. Some may consider that a good trait, but those who love you just find it annoying.

A loved one will soon begin fixin' you chicken, yet tell you it's pork. Go with it. You'll like it.
 
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:20 AM
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:20 AM
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Very dark brown like the pits of hell.
I never had one, will my fav. dessert do, apple crumble.
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:24 AM
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Wow. I gotta sell my tricycle, quick!
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:24 AM
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Very dark brown like the pits of hell.
I never had one, will my fav. dessert do, apple crumble.
StrongInTheArm, a better adjective for the brown of your eyes would've been dogpoo. Don't question the Madame, just obey please.

The reason you never had a pet is because you freaked your parents out with what you did to that teddy bear. I foresee lots of fruit in your near future. (some call it a looney farm)

That's the way the apple crumbles my dear.
 
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:27 AM
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So true, so true!

Poor teddy.

Does this mean we have to give you rep points?

Teddy ...

I'm so sorry teddy
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:29 AM
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So true, so true!

Poor teddy.

Does this mean we have to give you rep points?

Teddy ...

I'm so sorry teddy
I'd prefer paypal, but I reckon a rep will do. If you red-rep me I'll curse your first born.
 
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:33 AM
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:37 AM
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I foresee an ingrown toenail in your very near future. To prevent this, you need to soak your right foot in bat Guano for 8 days straight. If you don't follow my instruction, don't come back here whining.

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