V7n Fortunes (for real)

kristeejo · 06-04-2007, 09:58 AM

The madame KJ is here to tell you all what you have to look forward to. I don't need your birthday to do this - all I need is your eye color and the name of your first pet.

Zap · 06-04-2007, 10:01 AM

Blue
Candy

Hit me!

kristeejo · 06-04-2007, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Zap

Blue
Candy

Hit me!

Zap - you will soon meet Captain Kangaroo on a cruise and will consider a homosexual fling, even if just for a moment.

Zap · 06-04-2007, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by kristeejo

Zap - you will soon meet Captain Kangaroo on a cruise and will consider a homosexual fling, even if just for a moment.

Good to know.

Thanks.... I think.

ewomack · 06-04-2007, 10:21 AM

Hazel
Hoser

Jesse Vlasveld · 06-04-2007, 10:57 AM

Blue
Mickey

Give me my fortune!

watley · 06-04-2007, 11:05 AM

Gray
Captain Margrove Tidwater Huntington III

I await your pearls of wisdom with bated breath!

kristeejo · 06-04-2007, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ewomack

Hazel
Hoser

Ed - you will soon meet a one-eyed monster named Fred and invite him for dinner. He will be a bit on the tough side.

kristeejo · 06-04-2007, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse Vlasveld

Blue
Mickey

Give me my fortune!

Jesse...oh Jesse...

Be nicer to your hand.

kristeejo · 06-04-2007, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by watley

Gray
Captain Margrove Tidwater Huntington III

I await your pearls of wisdom with bated breath!

Watley - I knew that was your pet's name and could've predicted it beforehand to show the nay-sayers I'm for real.

Gray eyes tells me a lot about you. One day soon, you'll be riding your tricycle along the highway and just as you're about to get off at your exit, you'll be squished by a mack truck.

I'm sorry, but some fortunes aren't good. I'm authentic.

Next.

**Cricket** · 06-04-2007, 11:16 AM

Dark Green
Herzela

kristeejo · 06-04-2007, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cricket

Dark Green
Herzela

Cricket,

The fact that you put an adjective before your eye color means you are anal. Some may consider that a good trait, but those who love you just find it annoying.

A loved one will soon begin fixin' you chicken, yet tell you it's pork. Go with it. You'll like it.

**Cricket** · 06-04-2007, 11:20 AM

Roflmao...

You are awesome!

StrongInTheArm · 06-04-2007, 11:20 AM

Very dark brown like the pits of hell.
I never had one, will my fav. dessert do, apple crumble.

watley · 06-04-2007, 11:24 AM

Wow. I gotta sell my tricycle, quick!

kristeejo · 06-04-2007, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by StrongInTheArm

Very dark brown like the pits of hell.
I never had one, will my fav. dessert do, apple crumble.

StrongInTheArm, a better adjective for the brown of your eyes would've been dogpoo. Don't question the Madame, just obey please.

The reason you never had a pet is because you freaked your parents out with what you did to that teddy bear. I foresee lots of fruit in your near future. (some call it a looney farm)

That's the way the apple crumbles my dear.

StrongInTheArm · 06-04-2007, 11:27 AM

So true, so true!

Poor teddy.

Does this mean we have to give you rep points?

Teddy ...

I'm so sorry teddy

kristeejo · 06-04-2007, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by StrongInTheArm

So true, so true!

Poor teddy.

Does this mean we have to give you rep points?

Teddy ...

I'm so sorry teddy

I'd prefer paypal, but I reckon a rep will do. If you red-rep me I'll curse your first born.