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Old 08-31-2007, 09:10 PM
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Smile '4' --- letter word ( be careful ladies...)

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
”Well", said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh mama"' she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic"...
suddenly she burst out crying.” But, mama, as soon as we returned,
Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before!

I mean all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home! Please mama!
"Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "calm down!
You need to stay with your husband and work this out.
Now, tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you mama," wept the daughter.
I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.
Tell your mother these horrible words!"

Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama...,
he used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."

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Old 08-31-2007, 09:11 PM
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ROFLMAO....

Love this classic!
 
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Old 08-31-2007, 10:10 PM
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good one
 
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Old 09-01-2007, 01:22 AM
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Does that girl know how to do that stuff?
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Old 09-01-2007, 05:14 AM
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nice one hehehe!
 
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its just part of being a wife but not that so bad.
 
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Old 09-04-2007, 05:51 AM
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ouch!It just hit me..I don't kn0w bout some h0usehold chores..But I am willing to learn..hehe!
 
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Old 09-05-2007, 11:29 PM
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Ha ha haha...That was a pretty good one...All nasty minds had a ride
 
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Old 09-06-2007, 01:17 AM
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haha! that was funny ^_^
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Old 09-06-2007, 01:52 AM
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Hahaha...I love that joke!
 
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Old 09-06-2007, 02:02 AM
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HAHAHAH nice one!
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Old 09-06-2007, 07:52 AM
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Viineet;

Very funny. I have noticed you have gotten very good with the jokes. Keep up the work

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I've been ironing tonight.
 
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A man that can iron and actually does it?
 
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A man that can iron and actually does it?
It is a rare occurrence.
 
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I'm fairly certain my husband couldn't identify an iron in a line-up of three appliances.
 
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I'm fairly certain my husband couldn't identify an iron in a line-up of three appliances.
Surely, not that bad.....
 
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What can I say..
 
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