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09-10-2007, 02:14 AM
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BMW Thinks of Everything! ;)
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant obviously knows nothing what-so-ever about golf, greeting him, completely unaware of the identity of the golfing pro.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
"Feckin Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everything!"
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09-10-2007, 05:22 AM
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09-10-2007, 09:24 AM
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lol  Nice joke! |
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09-10-2007, 11:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheen91
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant obviously knows nothing what-so-ever about golf, greeting him, completely unaware of the identity of the golfing pro.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
"Feckin Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everything!"
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A good joke.....  Nice try buddy! |
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09-11-2007, 08:59 AM
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Thanks! My friends told me it and I could not stop laughing and coincidently I saw it on a joke site! So I got it and showed you guys!
Hope it made your day as it did for me
Regards!
~Sheen |
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09-13-2007, 02:23 AM
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Nice one..This joke kinda light my day..Because I have a bad one..  |
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09-13-2007, 04:05 AM
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Nice one..This joke kinda light my day..Because I have a bad one.. |
Had a very bad week too! I f***ed up my foot, lost my pencil case and everything inside at school, had about 50 hours of homework and about 12 projects due in with 2 Oral Presentations!
Jokes and humor is the only light in my darkness! 
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~Sheen |
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09-13-2007, 04:12 AM
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lol! that one cracked me up!  |
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09-13-2007, 06:33 PM
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Great to hear that!
It cracked me up too!
~Sheen  |
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09-15-2007, 10:09 AM
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Me too people.........
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09-16-2007, 05:52 AM
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Hope you guys liked it!
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09-17-2007, 02:28 PM
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LOL Sheen you did it again!!
...by the way I hope you are having a better week  |
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09-19-2007, 02:02 AM
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Thanks!
I am, I found out that I didn't brake all my toes on my left foot!
My pinky toe on the left was only bruised! All my others were fractured or broken!
Thanks for you concern, really means a lot! 
Best Wishes, and Regards!
~Sheen |
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09-24-2007, 05:07 PM
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haha, love this joke. thanks for sharing.
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09-26-2007, 01:50 PM
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LOL nice one! |
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09-26-2007, 02:44 PM
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Ha, good one. Actually, one of the better I've see in awhile. Thanks for the afternoon giggle.
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09-27-2007, 09:18 PM
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No problems!
~Sheen |
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