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Old 09-11-2007, 08:03 AM
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Ten Husbands, still a virgin! ;)

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"


Hope you enjoyed it!

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Old 09-11-2007, 08:13 AM
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ROFL! It's awesome
 
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Old 09-11-2007, 08:41 AM
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great philosophy, everyone has a good reason, lesson everything in this world has a reason, acceptance is needed.. hehheheh
 
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Old 09-11-2007, 08:44 AM
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lol.. this thread made me laugh.. nice post Sheen91!
 
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:38 AM
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Maybe there should just be a general "joke" thread? (or is there one already?)
 
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:41 AM
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It's WICKED! I like it! he..he...
 
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Old 09-11-2007, 11:11 AM
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lmao that is too funny!
 
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Old 09-11-2007, 02:02 PM
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LMAO

A1
 
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Old 09-11-2007, 02:22 PM
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funny...hehehe...nce one..
 
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Old 09-11-2007, 04:19 PM
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Maybe there should just be a general "joke" thread? (or is there one already?)
That's the purpose of the lobby. To just chill, relax, and talk about anything, including sharing a good joke.
 
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Old 09-11-2007, 05:15 PM
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Maybe there should just be a general "joke" thread? (or is there one already?)
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That's the purpose of the lobby. To just chill, relax, and talk about anything, including sharing a good joke.
It was just an idea, Cricket. I thought it might be nice to consolidate the jokes into one big joke thread, versus dozens of individual threads.

Sort of like. . .there's only one funny picture thread that everyone can add to.
 
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:08 AM
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Ahahaha!Nice one..
 
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:23 AM
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really awesome
 
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:27 AM
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Cool dear... its funny yaar.
 
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:34 AM
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Now thats funny.. yet naughty!
 
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Old 09-12-2007, 07:36 AM
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Thank all loved it too, so couldn't resist but to share! Hope you enjoyed! I sure as hell did!

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That's the purpose of the lobby. To just chill, relax, and talk about anything, including sharing a good joke.
Chill + Relax = Chillax!

Regards!
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Old 09-12-2007, 08:06 AM
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hehehehehe you got me there nice joke.........
 
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Old 09-12-2007, 11:28 AM
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LOL!
 
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:01 PM
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lol! Nice, nice, nice Good joke....
See this jokes too: http://www.comedycentral.com/jokes/index.jhtml
http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.the-jokes.com/
 
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Old 09-12-2007, 12:40 PM
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Well guys I came on the forum tonight to read and learn and I got sidetracked into this very funny thread.

Its great Love it!! Gave me a much needed laugh

Thanks Sheen- love your sense of fun!
 
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