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Old 09-20-2007, 08:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How was I born?!
" DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,

His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,
"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."

"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.

Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:

'You've Got Male'!
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Old 09-20-2007, 08:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Omggggggg.... Okay, now this was cute!
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Old 09-20-2007, 08:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lol.. Nice story of birth in relation to computer..
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Old 09-20-2007, 09:24 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2007, 10:42 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Wow nice one! Great SoH!

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Old 09-20-2007, 01:32 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2007, 01:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 09-29-2007, 12:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2007, 02:52 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Hehe.. this one's hmmmm... cute i must say..
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hahaha interesting nice explanation... paps hahaha
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Glad you guys liked it! I will post more Jokes today!
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Old 09-22-2007, 04:36 AM   #13 (permalink)
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hhe... that was funny...
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Old 09-22-2007, 05:28 AM   #14 (permalink)
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nice used of terms! hehe
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